Dumpster Fire with Bridget Phetasy

Should we have more brawls in Congress? Are the Just Stop Oil people sending mixed messages? What did Gen Z discover this week? Are you ready for Bridget's whale songs?

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Chapters

0:00 - Introduction

1:21 - Capitalism Always Wins

2:59 - What Is Happening?

6:05 - Commiefornia

9:50 - Sheath Underwear

10:51 - Parade of Morons

15:05 - A Yacht For Every Pleb

16:40 - Weather

17:09 - CrowdHealth

18:22 - This F*ckin Guy

19:20 - Gen Z Discovers

26:33 - Dumpster Diving

28:51 - Breaking Bridget

32:28 - Phetasy News

34:59 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Is Gavin Newsom selling Commiefornia to China? Is math really racist? Is Kim Kardashian a genius or the ultimate troll? Will Bridget start selling her armpit hair?

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0:00 - Introduction

2:43 - Important Stories We're Ignoring

4:03 - Electile Dysfunction 2024

7:07 - RIP

8:22 - Everything Is Racist

12:11 - Sheath Underwear

13:14 - Get Rekt Big Pharma

15:40 - Capitalism Always Wins

18:38 - Weather

19:19 - Crowdhealth

20:33 - Dumpster Fire Couple

23:31 - Gen Z Discovers

29:01 - Dumpster Diving

31:14 - Breaking Bridget

36:54 - Phetasy News

39:07 - The Internet Is Glorious

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What's the most important step for Americans to take in regards to Israel/Palestine? What has Gen Z "discovered" this week? Is Twitter like watching mental patients eat their own poo? Will Bridget admit to being a moron?

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0:00 - Introduction

2:16 - Capitalism Always Wins

4:13 - Cancelled

4:52 - A Yacht For Every Pleb

6:09 - Weather

7:47 - Vida & Sheath Underwear

10:33 - Gen Z Discovers...

16:00 - Dumpster Diving

17:52 - Breaking Bridget

29:54 - Phetasy News

31:44 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Is Biden biting people at the White House? Will Gavin Newsom fail his way into the Presidency? Is China preparing to invade the US? Is Bridget turning into a zombie?

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0:00 - Introduction

1:45 - Cancelled

1:57 - Olds-In-Charge/RIP

4:05 - Capitalism Always Wins

5:15 - Get Rekt, China

6:14 - Commiefornia

9:35 - Weather

10:04 - WOMEN!

17:28 - There's No End In Pandemic

18:49 - Conspiracy Theories We Can Get Behind

20:09 - Dumpster Diving

24:20 - Breaking Bridget

33:53 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Which is worse, jerking off a Democrat or vaping? How does one lose a stealth jet? Is there anything more cringe than corporations trying to apologize to Mother Nature? Is Bridget ready to take on the manosphere?

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0:00 - Introduction

2:24 - Troll-In-Exile

5:08 - What Is Happening

8:45 - Commiefornia

11:42 - Parade of Morons

18:02 - Weather

18:33 - Sprained My Eyes

20:44 - Beyond Parody

25:18 - Dumpster Diving

29:00 - Breaking Bridget

37:37 - Phetasy News

39:44 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Did Mexico really just reveal some alien bodies? Will Commiefornia take your kids away and sterilize them? Has the avocado toast guy ever met a pleb? Does everyone think Bridget is rich?

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0:00 - Introduction

2:29 - Chickens Come Home To Roost

7:14 - Aliens Among Us

10:39 - Olds-In-Charge

12:40 - Beyond Parody

15:30 - Commiefornia

20:28 - Weather

20:54 - Sheath Underwear

22:01 - This F*cking Guy

25:55 - Get Rekt, Big Tech

27:14 - Siri, Please Take My Life

29:48 - Dumpster Diving

31:42 - Breaking Bridget

39:46 - Phetasy News

42:58 - The Internet Is Glorious

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What did you pay for crack in 1999? How are we just learning about Howdy Doody the bull? Is anything better than Bridget's impression of a corporate office drone?

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0:00 - Introduction

2:14 - What Is Happening

8:05 - Beyond Parody

11:36 - Russia So Russian

13:38 - Encampment Of Morons

19:53 - Weather

21:02 - Seed

22:06 - Siri, Please Take My Life

24:03 - Dumpster Diving

27:33 - Breaking Bridget

32:50 - Phetasy News

35:55 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Can we get in on the mugshot economy? Is Obama the one who's really running the country? Did you know that peacock vasectomies were a thing? Has Bridget had enough of this blame everything on climate change nonsense?

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0:00 - Introduction

1:55 - Troll-Indicted

6:45 - Olds-In-Charge

10:23 - Electile Dysfunction 2024

13:10 - Commiefornia

15:48 - Russia So Russian

17:32 - Weather

17:58 - Siri, Please Don't Take My Life

19:02 - Parade of Morons

23:49 - Dumpster Diving

25:14 - Breaking Bridget

32:22 - Phetasy News

34:52 - The Internet Is Glorious

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We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.

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Does Dylan Mulvaney prove the gender pay gap is real? Does Elon think he's the only person in the world? Would China lie about having a man in a bear suit in their zoo? What should we call our 2024 election coverage?

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0:00 - Introduction

2:43 - Patriarchy So Crafty

4:14 - Chickens Come Home To Roost

6:14 - Important Stories We're Ignoring

7:55 - My Nemesis Is At It Again

10:18 - Weather

11:40 - Seed/HaHa Hot Sauce

13:47 - Cool Science Shit

15:23 - Thanks, Lizzo

16:42 - Dumpster Diving

20:44 - Breaking Bridget

27:42 - Phetasy News

30:35 - The Internet Is Glorious

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PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company.

We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/

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What should the new name for “tweeting” be? Is there anything sadder than an adult who can’t handle being mocked by kids? Will the Olds ever surrender power? Does Bridget have Elon derangement syndrome?

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0:00 - Introduction

1:40 - My Nemesis Is At It Again

9:55 - Sh*t’s Gettin’ Real

12:06 - RIP

13:57 - Dumpster Fire Couple

21:01 - Weather

21:30 - Sheath Underwear/Seed

23:55 - Sprained My Eyes

27:59 - Beyond Parody

30:30 - Dumpster Diving

33:17 - Breaking Bridget

41:53 - Phetasy News

44:14 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Thanks to our sponsors Seed and Sheath Underwear!

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----------------------------------------------------------------------

PHETASY IS a movement disguised as a company.

We just want to make you laugh while the world burns.

Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/

For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/

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Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846

https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh

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This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe