Dumpster Fire with Bridget Phetasy

Who wants to go to therapy with their stalker? Do you know what 'gigantomastia' means? Would you want to live in a world where you never had to see an uggo again? Will Bridget recover from the most disgusting Dumpster Diving story ever? Happy International Women's Day, everybody!

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At what age is a woman "past her prime"? Which is worse, burning books or changing them? How is a juror able to do a media tour? Is Bridget's Italian Mafia accent dead on?

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00:00 - Introduction

1:39 - WOMEN!

5:32 - What Is Happening?

8:03 - We're All Gonna Die

12:43 - Troll-In-Exile

16:54 - Weather

17:42 - Sheath Underwear

19:00 - Never Woke Enough

22:14 - Making of a Eunuch & Eunuch Maker

23:24 - Dumpster Diving

24:20 - Breaking Bridget

32:07 - Phetasy News

33:39 - The Internet Is Glorious

34:34 - Credits

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Was the US military really defeated by a balloon? Is it just Make A Wish for trans people now? Who leaves a baby at an airport? Does Bridget remember the volleyball scene from Top Gun differently than the rest of us?

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Is possession of classified documents the new cool trend in government?

What would make the Doomsday clock more impressive and scary? Is the Green M&M going to start an Only Fans? Will Bridget's red coral impression save it from dying?

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How many times can we say “chode” in one episode? Did Switzerland really take a stand on something? Is Wokeism a Trojan horse for the Patriarchy? Is Bridget the (less successful) Steven Crowder of chicks?

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Is everyone’s scumbag radar broken? Is the word ob*se now hate speech? Does Leo know the world’s ending? Did Elon personally reinstate Better Phetasy’s Twitter account?

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Are Trump's NFT trading cards a bridge too far? Is Twitter going to destroy Elon? Is AI coming for your job? Who was Bridget's original nemesis?

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What's on Elon's bedside table? Why is the media treating Sam Bankman-Fried like a teenager who made a mistake? Did the Balenciaga ad campaign confirm our long-standing suspicion about pedos? Did this week break Bridget?

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FTX's Collapse Was A Crime, Not An Accident

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Is Elon everyone's nemesis now? Will America survive Trump v. Biden Round 2? Which is the bigger scam, FTX or the TSA? Can we pull off a live Dumpster Fire?

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Are the Democrats trying to lose? Does everyone have histrionic personality disorder? Is Elon the King Troll of Twitter now? Will Bridget ever stop laughing at the most ridiculous trailer ever?

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Watch the full New Amsterdam trailer in all its glory -

https://twitter.com/neontaster/status/1588565397308964865?s=42&t=OhHLw9VuqXHFEYzCoOcoBg

Read the full Intercept article referenced in Breaking Bridget -

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Bridget on JRE -

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Bridget on Darkhorse - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdpUOMiC_mE

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