Dumpster Fire with Bridget Phetasy

Will robots be holding our hands when we die? Who wants to try the new Ben & Jerry's flavors? Who wants McNuggets for their wedding meal? Will normies ever start using the word "phetasy" in conversation?

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0:00 - Introduction

1:33 - My Nemesis Is At It Again

7:53 - Siri, Please Take My Life

11:48 - Chickens Come Home To Roost

15:29 - Sprained My Eyes

16:48 - Weather

17:39 - Neon Hippie

18:55 - Patriarchy So Crafty

20:42 - Eunuch Maker

23:55 - Dumpster Diving

28:08 - Breaking Bridget

32:45 - Phetasy News

35:14 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Will Hunter Biden become the new Dumpster Fire mascot? Did the DeSantis team come up with the gayest anti-gay ad ever? Is everything Kim Kardashian's fault? Will Bridget rally the orcas, start a revolution, and take over all the yachts?

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0:00 - Introduction

1:49 - This F*ckin Guy

6:51 - Just The Tip 2024

11:09 - Important Stories We're Ignoring

12:17 - Commiefornia

12:39 - Weather

13:07 - Sheath Underwear

14:17 - Get Rekt, Big Tech

17:10 - Tax The Rich

18:58 - Dumpster Diving

24:28 - Breaking Bridget

29:50 - Phetasy News

32:40 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Will Elon and Mark Zuckerberg b*tch slap each other to death? How many people know what ESG is? How will lab grown meat lead to the zombie apocalypse? Will Lex Fridman teach Bridget how to ju-jitsu?

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0:00 - Introduction

1:55 - A Submersible For Every Billionaire

5:28 - Russia So Russian

8:14 - My Nemesis Is At It Again

12:55 - Rich Get Richer

16:22 - Weather

16:57 - Sheath Underwear

18:17 - Eunuch Maker

22:36 - Get Rekt, Big Tech

26:05 - Conspiracy Theories We Can Get Behind

28:16 - Dumpster Diving

32:05 - Breaking Bridget

39:28 - Phetasy News

42:30 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Is Big Brother controlling us all? Did anyone expect Meghan & Harry to actually work? Does anyone know what gynosexual means? Will anyone understand Bridget's Oedipus joke?

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0:00 - Introduction

2:32 - The Current Thing

11:10 - The Making of A Eunuch & Eunuch Maker

13:47 - Get Rekt, Big Tech

14:47 - Everything Is Racist

14:59 - Weather

15:31 - What Is Happening?

16:54 - Siri, Please Take My Life

17:49 - Dumpster Diving

20:37 - Breaking Bridget

28:19 - Phetasy News

30:15 - The Internet Is Glorious

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What was Trump really doing with those classified documents? Do you know what 'gender affirming care' really means? Is there any greater privilege than hot, blonde twin privilege? Do all trans women have nicer boobs than Bridget?

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Who will emerge the victor in the Oppression Olympics? Is Taylor Swift in an abusive relationship with her fans? How much attention does Jared Leto need? Does anything get Bridget more worked up than golf?

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Who was behind the sinking of the Titanic? Why didn't The Californian respond? Did the White House intruder want to take a bath with Taft? Will Ol' Bridget Phetasy ensure a lifeboat for every pleb?

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00:00 - Introduction

00:53 - An Ocean Liner For Every Pleb

04:06 - Freemason Corner w/Sammy Flaps n' Folds

05:08 - BDE/RIP

5:52 - Get Rekt China

7:02 - Weather

7:14 - WOMEN!

8:01 - Sheath

9:19 - Dumpster Diving

10:50 - Breaking Bridget

14:07 - The Moving Pictures Are Glorious

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Will execution culture come for us all? Who's willing to kowtow to China? Will Eli Whitney accomplish his goal of ending slavery? Will Bridget eat all the cake?

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00:00 - Introduction

00:58 - Cake For Every Pleb

3:07 - Executed

5:51 - Get Rekt, China

7:08 - There's No End In Pandemic

7:27 - Get Rekt, Big Slavery

8:38 - Weather

8:52 - Sheath Underwear

10:22 - Phetasy News

11:22 - The Theatre of the Plebs Is Glorious

12:55 - End

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Are men stronger than women? Who could look away from the Gwyneth Paltrow skiing accident trial? Would anyone ever use the creepy Chinese kissing device? Will Bridget ever recover if her blue check is taken away?

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00:00 - Introduction

1:16 - Gavin Newsom Rant

5:18 - Jordan Peterson clarification

11:07 - Troll-In-Exile

14:40 - My Nemesis Is At It Again

21:25 - Siri, Please Take My Life

23:42 - Patriarchy So Crafty

24:40 - Parade Of Morons

28:40 - Weather

29:15 - Sheath Underwear

30:15 - Dumpster Diving

33:35 - Breaking Bridget

40:29 - Phetasy News

43:13 - The Internet Is Glorious

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Would getting arrested be the best thing to happen to Trump? Is anything better than the reenactment of the "attack" on Jussie Smollet by the two actors he hired? Do we have any idea of what AI is going to do to life as we know it? Has Bridget ever broken her cardinal rule to never ugly cry on the internet?

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00:00 - Introduction

2:53 - Troll-In-Exile

7:19 - It Keeps Getting Juicier

12:28 - Parade of Morons

18:24 - RIP

19:47 - Weather

20:20 - Sheath

21:22 - Dumpster Diving

23:28 - Breaking Bridget

31:44 - Phetasy News

35:16 - The Internet Is Glorious

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