Dumpster Fire with Bridget Phetasy

Original Air Date - 4/3/22

Has Hollywood always been this annoying? Why are Gavin Newsom's PR people so terrible at staging a photoshoot? What went through Chris Rock's mind after The Slap? Where is Bridget's yacht?

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Original Air Date - 3/28/22

Does anyone know what a woman is? Which would you prefer, Lady C*ck Socks or Dainty Dong Bags? Did you know you have to be a biologist to join the Taliban? Would a pregnant Bridget defeat Elon Musk in single combat?

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Original Air Date - 3/14/22

Who is dumb enough to confuse poutine with Putin? Is there anything more annoying than rich celebrities virtue signaling to the Poors? Does Jussie Smollett think Hillary Clinton is coming for him? Is the real father of Bridget's baby Elon Musk?

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Original Air Date - 3/7/22

Should we light a candle for the oligarchs and the uber wealthy? How many Olds in the House Chamber were in diapers during the State of the Union? Will Mexican Weather Girls save the world? Does Bridget have a plan to make good on her campaign promise of "A Yacht for Every Pleb"?

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Original Air Date - 2/28/22

Did Putin pull a Leeroy Jenkins? Is anyone tougher than Eastern European women? What's true and what's false in the social media war propaganda onslaught? What is Bridget's solution to the Russia/Ukraine hostilities?

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Original Air Date - 2/14/22

Does everyone have their government-issue crack pipes? Did China cave to the power of Dumpster Fire and Brad Pitt? Which part of Jeff Bezos will the Dutch eat first? Was Adele's award speech a subtle hint for Bridget to send her a WOMEN! sweatshirt?

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Is Dumpster Fire responsible for making Brad Pitt Great Again? Do we all have a small corner of our minds devoted to Brad Pitt? Which Brad Pitt movie is the best? Can Bridget pull off a Brad Pitt in Seven impression?

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Is Simpsons' creator Matt Groening running the simulation? When did "women" become a dirty word? Are yachts the solution to all our problems? Will Bridget ever care again?

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Would America survive a Hillary/Trump rematch in 2024? Catch a robber or catch a Snorlax, which would you choose? Should Machine Gun Kelly take Megan Fox's last name? What do you need to do to earn a spot on Bridget's yacht?

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Original Air Date - 1/10/22

Is Alexa trying to kill your child? Did science just discover that being overweight is bad for you? Is giving birth the most masculine thing ever? Should Bridget start selling her farts?

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