Dumpster Fire with Bridget Phetasy

Is Nicki Minaj the new Fauci? Does Prince Harry have a future as a hair stylist? Who wouldn't want a woolly mammoth? How does Bridget really feel about AOC's ass?

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Original Air Date: 9/6/21

Did the Taliban steal Trump's military parade? Has the Australian government become a psycho stalker in a toxic relationship with its citizens? Did Jen Psaki confess to a "plandemic"? Does Bridget understand what a vasectomy is?

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Original Air Date: 8/30/21

Will Dumpster Fire get Cuomo's Emmy? What's got the Instagram models all riled up? Who knew there were so many milk crates lying around? Would Bridget die for her comedy?

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Original Air Date: 8/23/21

Does a Ghost Recon-gamer know more about Afghanistan than our current administration? Is there porn in the dystopia? Can NASA actually laser our heart from space? Is the key to defeating the Taliban as simple as boobs?

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Original Air Date: 7/26/21

Will France bring back the guillotine? What's the connection between the Norwegian handball team and Girls Gone Wild? Did Jeff Bezos idolize Dr. Evil growing up? Will Bridget become a weightlifter?

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Original Air Date: July 19, 2021

Why are the Texas Democrats acting like war heroes for getting on a private jet? Will the wobbling moon cause all the women in the world to sync up and have a super period? Which important stories are we totally ignoring this week? How accurate is Bridget's Tom Cruise impression?

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Original Air Date: July 5, 2021

Is anyone else as worried about the kids these days as we are? Are scientists determined to bring about the robot uprising by programming them to feel pain? Is Elon Musk just an alien who straggled off on a field trip and wound up on Earth? Will Bridget now identify as a Dumpster Fire on her passport?

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Original Air Date: June 28, 2021

Did Kamala Harris cave to the Dumpster Fire pressure? How screwed up will Prince Harry and Meghan Markle make their son Archie? Is Sammy Flaps n' Folds the next Gorilla Glue Girl? Why you should never doubt the power of Bridget's curses.

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Original Air Date: June 21, 2021

Does anyone in Texas even know who James Corden is? Should female athletes just pack it in and go home now? When did Osama Bin Laden's niece become a pro-Trumper? Will Bridget ever get over the loss of the Victoria's Secret angels?

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Original Air Date: June 7, 2021

Was QAnon right all along? Does Sammy Flaps n' Folds have Klaus Schwab's ear? Can we get in on the invisible sculpture racket? Is Bridget actually the leader of Anonymous?

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