Dumpster Fire with Bridget Phetasy

Original Air Date: May 31, 2021

Can Fauci go away? Is China gonna come for us? Are the Krafty Karens a sign of the mental instability in this country? Is Bridget the newest member of Wu-Tang Clan?

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Original Air Date: May 24, 2021

Is our Army the laughing stock of the world? Is Google Docs policing our speech? Why are we all ignoring the imminent alien invasion? How many controversial minefields can Bridget stumble through?

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Original Air Date: May 17, 2021

Does the CDC really stand for Center for Democratic Communism? Is the word "hacked" ever used correctly? Will Michael Malice finally be able to explain bitcoin to Bridget? Will we get to see Michael's feral Phetasy impression?

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Original Air Date: May 3, 2021

Will Dumpster Fire ever receive the accolades it deserves for being way ahead of the curve on the pandemic/vaccine jingle phenomenon? Did California's congressional seat move to Texas? Is the only good thing to come out of the pandemic the destruction of Hollywood? Is Bridget starting to like her nemesis?

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Original Air Date: April 26, 2021

Is Caitlyn Jenner's bid for governor of California the beginning of the Kardashian/Jenner monarchy? Who is teaching sex robots to hate humanity? What's the real reason behind these escalating gender reveal parties? What is Bridget's solution to our media and doomscrolling problem?

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Original Air Date: April 19, 2021

Do scientists even care that they're going to start the Planet of the Apes war? Do people who claim to be Marxists really know what that means? Is Grime's "alien scars" tattoo really just a cover for Elon? Is Bridget officially a cult leader now?

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Original Air Date: April 12, 2021

If Trump's not talking about Iran at your wedding, did you even get married at Mar-A-Lago? Is Bill Gates trying to blot out the sun? What should you do when your Uber driver offers you a hug? Which Alex Jones timeline will Bridget choose?

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Original Air Date: March 29, 2021

Is your Lord and Savior a zombie? Is there anything more annoying than a pregnant celebrity? Who is milking Trump for ducats? Will Russell Brand and Bridget be first to be disappeared by Davos?

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Original Air Date: March 22, 2021

Is the secret to a long life not having to dress yourself? If an asteroid is going to destroy the earth, would you want to know about it in time to go get some heroin? What is the only correct response to someone spouting woke nonsense? Is Bridget wearing an outfit inspired by genital warts?

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Original Air Date: March 15, 2021

What did we all think of the Harry and Meghan interview that we didn't watch? Is there anything more hilarious than a group of wokesters having a serious argument about the Whale Moan Room in Clubhouse? When Me Too comes for a cartoon skunk has the culture jumped the shark? Is Obama responsible for Bridget's hearing loss?

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