Dumpster Fire with Bridget Phetasy

Original Air Date: March 8, 2021

Will half the country (including Cousin Maggie) have a collective nervous breakdown if Trump runs again in 2024? Can we get the Nike swoosh logo cancelled? Who's going to stop these racist babies? Will Bridget's off-the-cuff Covid rap about Cuomo killing The Olds win a Grammy?

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Original Air Date: March 1, 2021

Do we know why Biden bombed the Syranese? Does Ted Cruz not understand the first rule of politics: Optics Matter? Is Mr. Potato Head the original trans-icon? Has Bridget finally had enough?

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Original Air Date: February 1, 2021

What the hell are "stonks" and why is Wall Street freaking out? Double masks and anal swabbing, we're being trolled, right? Who's crazier, AOC or Marjorie Taylor Greene? Will Bridget use the term "tendies" correctly?

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Original Air Date: January 25, 2021

How did anyone believe a con man like Donald Trump would follow through on his promises? What should Biden's category be called? Did Gwyneth Paltrow and Brad Pitt break up because he was afraid of being permanently disfigured by her exploding orgasms? Will anyone address Bridget's most pressing concern (the kids in the cages)?

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Original Air Date: January 18, 2021

Do you miss the Murder Hornets as much as we do? How do we take the Qanon Shaman seriously? When did Alex Jones become a voice of reason? Will Bridget be able to stop laughing inappropriately at serious things?

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Original Air Date: January 4, 2021

Has Alec Baldwin finally met his match in crazy? Why should we all be stockpiling sand? Will the Butchers of San Bernardino be a runaway hit reality show on Bravo? What are Bridget's plans for inciting a revolution?

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Original Air Date: December 14, 2020

Is Cardi B living proof that you can't buy class? Is Ben & Jerry's ice cream really that good? Would Russians rather die of Covid than stop drinking? Has Bridget become one with the monoliths and know what their purpose is?

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Original Air Date: December 7, 2020

Was a drunk Kitty Sanchez the star witness for Trump's lawsuit? Are the monoliths from aliens or an elaborate guerilla marketing campaign? Would your friends support you if you were going to marry a sex doll? Will Bridget stand up for vulva owners (aka women) everywhere?

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Original Air Date: November 23, 2020

Is the election legitimate or not? Have we lost Sammy FnF down the conspiracy theory rabbit hole? Does Christiane Amanpour watch Dumpster Fire? Will Gavin Newsome be spying on Bridget's Thanksgiving?

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Original Air Date: November 16, 2020

Did a Fox News reporter tell the truth about the election? What will it take to get a Rogan/Phetasy ticket for a future Presidential election? Will Sammy Flap-n-Folds help us find our vaginas? Is Bridget the Banksy of the art restoration world?

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