This week we had calls fromDusty SubstancesWitherspoonAunty JeanJennaSara BrowneAindrew HornSussex Sheperd

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Lucy is back from Hawes and delivered an outstanding review of the week in Ambridge, which in tribute to the late Ziggy Boneman included a reference to FFS. Roifield makes an impassioned plea for new DumTeeDums - please send them in. Lucy does a mean Vicky Pollard, but having been in Yorkshire she should have been channelling Eric Pollard (soap cross pollination there!). GoddessDeeva returns from the bottom of a bucket to tell Lilian that she needs to stop making an idiot of herself. But Justin has history and Anthea will put a stop to that. Andrew Horn raises his concern that another skilled builder type person can start now - first at the kennels and now at the Dower House - here we are planning for building work next year! Lucy thinks Lilian is kidding herself that she is happy being the home manager - although it is her "profession". Lucy hates interior decoration whilst Roifield loves it. Then she spreads fake news about Roifield - listen to find out. Roifield feels that the colour of grout is highly important. Our hosts need advice on what to do with a potentially nude builder. Lily has a supporter in Lord Louise whilst Lucy wants to rip her head off. Roifield reckons she has worked in from another programme as she does not seem to fit. He likes the character but is not keen on the person. Claire from Clapham knows about housing and explains how Pat and Tony should ensure proper development of the land to provide real local benefits. The scriptwriters should get her on board NOW! Yokel Bear is on the social media this week and he also mentions the forum - yes lots of posts - go and add some more! KosmoOn this week’s episode we have calls from Claire from Clapham who says homes for all - pod Robert Wilson who agrees with Toby Lord Louise who loves Lily Andrew Horn who wants the number of Lilian’s builder and Goddess Deeva who wants words with Lilian.

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With Lucy taking a no-doubt well deserved holiday Shambridges, Harriet Carmichael, takes the second hot seat whilst the Newcastle meet up provides the Geordie DumTeeDum at the top of the show. A mention for our sponsor https://www.shedcode.co.uk/ who have an attractive website explaining what they do (and I have not mentioned them recently).Lucy’s summary of the week is replaced by a wonderful Shambridges visitation with Lizzie wanting Rob back in the village, the irritating Lilly whines on about Pip’s whining, Pip sounding 45 and droning on, Ruaridgh has a new accent and is off to Romania – and Roifield said he preferred it to Lucy’s round up as it was so much better!Harriet displays an amazing range of voices in her discussion with Roifield trying to explain how she can represent the different characters. She also admits that she has not been listening closely to The Archers and so Roifield asks about the new kitten and the naming of the new moggy was then discussed. Rusty after the cultivator perhaps? Then they talk prosecco and rosé and music festivals as Harriet reveals herself whilst remaining fully clothed.Naked Fingers usurps my usual financial section by dissecting the numbers side of Scruff “Bollocks” Gin as he manages to prove that there is no way that Toby can actually be making any profit – although the cash flow to HMRC is underwritten by the investment from The Bull – so he can finance the tax payments.Should Justin recruit a male PA to keep Lilian satisfied? Discuss on the forum, please.And there is much much more as usual.KosmoThis week calls from:Aunty Jean who has a report from The Bristol festival of ideas women of the Archers talk. Robert Wilson who takes economics of scruff gin too pieces Lord Louise who sees evil in Justin's pig plans and Louise Lumbard who takes Roifield to task and ponders on the interior stylings of Ambridge's residents

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On this week’s episode we have calls fromAbi who thinks the Farebrethren were made in chelseaNicola Headlam who says keep death on the roads Claire Asbury who says Rex needs to learn from Pip, Witherspoon who says Rex is an enabler

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Lucy is picking up high level BBC intelligence from secret drops in Epping Forest whilst she is recording Walky Talky. These drops includes this week’s DumTeeDum from Doha. Lucy then gets the order of the podcast wrong (twice) this week and Roifield leaves her apparent confusion in the final version.20 year listener comedian Chris Neill then keeps Lucy in painful stitches (she had just been to pilates) for some 20 minutes as they discuss the ins and outs of our favourite programme. Chris first remembers listening to the death of John Archer. If he joined the cast Chris would like to live with the Grundys at Grange Farm and have a go on Tom should the opportunity arise. For the record Sean’s partner at the Cat and Fiddle was called Peter.Lucy then did the Bartleby not Joe joke! She then explains the Archer family tree to Chris as they are all related really, but they get sidelined over Peggy. I think I should confirm that Jack and Phil Archer were brothers, which is how they are all related. Anthea went about the same time as Matt as she had had enough, so Amside must be in a mess.The calls split into two camps this week, so lots of Pip/Toby (saying told you so mainly) followed by a slice of calls about thin Bill. Then there is a discussion on Leaving the EU – why I know not as it will happen – so the discussion should focus on achieving the best future result and not replaying the same arguments. Millie Belle does a great social media update. Paul Roome pops in with “Right You Are”.Lucy then has some more chat with our guest and ends the podcast going off to do some drugs.Lucy interviews funny man Chris Neill and Paul Roome comments on right you are of the week.Calls this week come from:Jo Jo Sexy Heels who says run, run from PipBlithe Spirit who says hurrah she was right! Witherspoon who’s seen the two faces of PeggyLesley G who likes Peggy’s backboneandLord Louise who asks did Bill die in vain?

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In this week’s podcast there is a DumTeeDum from Bye Bye Steve; some light chit chat including a report on Derek’s activities at the races; Lucy’s alternative take on a week in Ambridge which mentions the absurdity of the proposed share out at Home Farm and the inevitable family feast which will go wrong; new and old callers highlighting certain aspects of village life, including an unnecessary and over the top castigation of poor Will and the hanging exercise undertaken by his current and ex wives, “Poor Will and the Jolly Hangmen” should be played.“‘Ello Pusscat” is still reverberating around the podcast and Lucy sometimes lets Roifield speak replaying to him his insistence from last week that he must have an opinion on all Ambridge matters when he tries to duck the question (and where are the village ducks – taken flight with Carol Toboggan?). I think the Toby story is far less a replay of the Will/Emma/Ed triangle than a repeat of the Nelson and Kenton ‘rent & son relationship replayed as Kenton and Toby.Yokel Bear is in charge of the social media cattle drive (sorry Yokelshire round up) this week. The mentioned #dumteedog is also on the dumteedum website and more contributions welcomed.Tweet of the week relates to Ruth and the need to use Pip for organ harvesting!The whisky meet up is not cancelled. Roifield means it is postponed!Roifield would like to hear from anyone who voted to exit the EU explaining why they did so. Map of the week is related to railways!KosmoThis week’s Dumteedum comes from Bye Bye Steve again! On this week’s episode we have calls fromLouise Lumbard who thinks Lilian is Anne BancroftBlithe Spirit who thinks Toby is en route to the skipWitherspoon who’s gone back in timeLord Louise who’s furious on Bert’s behalfandJacqueline Bertho who is loving the Em and Nic show

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This week’s Dumteedum comes from Bye Bye Steve! On this week’s episode we have calls fromLord Louise who’s got issues with Brookfield Luke Hannington who’s playing grown ups Genevieve who’s says cowgate is true to life Bill Gallagher who’s disappointed in the High Courts of Chancery Kosmo who’s feeling uncovered andEmily Thomas who has a plot prediction

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On this week’s episode we have calls fromChristian who is being driven mad, Dusty Substances and Scarlett Sparrow who both think they’ve actually gone madGlyn Fullelove who is matchmakingThe Sussex Shepherd who brings us the newsJacqueline Bertho who’s upsetAunty Jean who thinks Pip should count her blessings and And listen to the end for notes from JoJosexy heels and Emily Thomas

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This week we had calls and a Dumteedum!

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This week’s Dumteedum comes from Philip Townley. On this week’s episode, we have calls fromClaire from Clapham who says it’s all about the bottom line Cycling Christine who says no second chancesWitherspoon who thinks Lilian needs closureKat Brown who has money worries New York Nigel who thinks we’re all having a mass hallucination and Andrew Horn who thinks Puss Cat’s a proper puss cat.

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