Picture this: You're cruising in your UFO, and you think you've found a nice, rural, isolated spot to park up at so you can fix you and your Italian homies some pancakes....when an old man shakes his jugs at you. 

This is the story of Joe Simonton, a Wisconsin plumber and part time chicken farmer, who went from washing the dishes, to having a close encounter of the third kind in his own back yard. 

Join Linz and Chris as they crouch behind the trees and enjoy a spot of peeping Tom action in todays episode of Dystopian Simulation Radio. 

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We spend too much time wondering what's above us, maybe the true wonder has been under our feet the whole time? What if the Earth is hollow and is the home to all kinds of theorised beings? 

Join Linz and Chris as they dig deep to find the truth beneath their feet...and thoroughly probe some holes...for evidence of a hollow earth. Will we be convinced or will it be just an empty promise...? 

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Two Brazilian blokes are found dead on a hilltop wearing raincoats and lead masks.

There's a note instructing them to ingest mystery pills and wait for a signal.

Join Linz and Chris and they scratch their heads over a mystery that is part paranormal, part true crime- and defo nothing to do with the Somerton man.

Can you solve the mystery of the Lead Masks? 

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What foul beast lurks between the thick brush of the New Jersey Pine Barrens? Why does is have a head like a horse-goat-thing and why did the state name it's hockey team after the JERSEY DEVIL?

Join Linz and Chris as they peer deep into history to uncover the story behind the legend of the Jersey Devil, the historical figures involved and the tales of wanton destruction the beast has left in its wake. 

P.S. Rangers Suck

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Northern Milkman John Pollock was a true believer in the concept of reincarnation- so when his two daughters, Joanna and Jacqueline, were tragically taken from him in a car accident in 1957, he took it as a sign. 

"You're going to give birth to twins," he told his wife Florence, who replied she had no intentions of being pregnant any time soon. 

Then one night, she came to John with the news- his premonition had come to be, and they were soon the proud parents of twin girls. 

 John wasn't shocked, he knew his daughters were coming back to him. 

Join Linz and Chris as they return to Hexham to peek between the milk bottles and uncover the truth behind one of the most investigated cases of reincarnation! 

#reincarnation #fortean #paranormal #pollocktwins #truecrime 

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You know what most churches lack? UFOs, Sequins and a chance to join an exclusive club of 'Space Bros. Call me a convert, because I'm in! 

Join Linz and Chris as they put of the glasses and see past the blinding sequins and disco lights to find out the truth behind the church of UNARIUS and their charismatic and flamboyant leader, Queen Uriel, deployed to our planet to save us all through the power or love.  

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A young girl is plagued by a poltergeist. Everyone thinks she is making it up, and also ugly. An actor decides to investigate the case...and the girl's older sister... fires break out, strange things are afoot and there's a poltergeist loose aboot this hoose!

Join Linz and Chris as they call out into the darkness and ask to be convinced about this very Candian haunting. So jug that maple syrup, turn off the 3 hockey teams that have made it to the second round of the playoffs and maybe, just maybe, this will be the case that convinces us that ghosts are real?

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You never know what's under you feet, bugs, seeds, near 11 foot giants. Anything's possible! The Cardiff Giant tells the unusual story of a man of science wronged by religion and hatching a plan to seek revenge! This is the true definition of pettiness and one that we love to see.

Join Linz and Chris as they unearth the truth about the Cardiff Giant and ask the question, why did you have to make it's wang so big? This tall tale will take us on a wild ride, featuring the greatest showmen of all time....PT Barnum.

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Mysterious, enigmatic, cute. Tumblr and Etsy love the Fresno Nightcrawlers...but what are they really? Amazingly we have some evidence to investigate in this one, but what will we uncover in this Californian cryptid case?

Join Linz and Chris as they squint their eyes at CCTV footage to determine if these really are some creepy creatures or just some aggressive walking pants.  The truth is out there (literally).

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Aliens! Demons! Earthquakes! Project Blue Beam has it all, you don’t want to miss this Québécois conspiracy theory that puts the 'qui' in conspiracy.

Join Linz and Chris as they put their poutine down long enough to don shades and meet government whistleblowers in the lower levels of inner-city car parks to crack wide open the ground on this global conspiracy. We’re putting our top men on the case. TOP MEN.

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