Dystopian Simulation Radio

There's something about that Egyptian, maybe the way he walks? Anyway, I feel like we are soul mates across time and I must move to Egypt immediately and YOU CAN'T STOP ME DAAAAD! Welcome to the world of Dorothy Eady.

Join Linz and Chris as they crack open the tomb containing this bizarre love story between a young British lady and a mummified Egyptian Pharaoh. I mean some like them older but Jyeeeeez.  A fitting episode 69 for us.

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Let's all enjoy delicious POCKY! No poison to be found here at all, not a drop! 

Join Linz and Chris as they investigate a case of confectionary terrorism that rocked Japan when it was held hostage by the mysterious group only known as THE MONSTER WITH 21 FACES. Who were they? What did they want? Why Pocky? Who is the Fox Eyed Man? CAN WE STILL ENJOY POCKY? Find out in this week's Episode.

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Have you ever taken a CPR course? 
If so, then you may have locked lips with the most kissed woman of all time (your mum.)
But who does this face belong to? And what do France and Michael Jackson have to do with anything? 
Join Linz and Chris, as they paddle their way down the River Seine, offending every frenchman within a 5-mile radius, as we open todays file on the Unknown woman of the Seine! 


#history #art #unsolvedmysteries #interesting #paranormal #truecrime 
 

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War. War never changes. But 'Mad' Jack Churchill, he changed war forever...with his trustly longbow. No man could match the sheer balls it takes to walk across the beaches with a similar arsenal to a 16th century conscript and do it laughing.

Join Linz and Chris as the uncover the insane story of Britain's greatest madman. A one man war machine with a love of bagpipes, Jack Churchill is a name every school child should know! 

P.S. If the audio quality is a bit off in this episode, we apologise. Everything possible has been done to make is as close to normal as possible but as this was recorded in a different way we had to adapt! 

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Chris- a creature recently more elusive than the Dover Demon itself. 
Left to fend for herself, Linz connects with Canadian Comrade, Jordan, of the Nighttime Podcast, to talk all things Christophany- the appearance of Jesus Christ (not Chris) in the most unexpected places! 

#Christophany #paredolia #interesting

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Ever laid eyes on a creature you couldn't quite identify? Ever seen three weird frog-like men kneeling by the side of the road in Ohio and thought, nope? Well put on some protection and join Linz and Chris as they venture down into Loveland in search of a mysterious creature-or three?

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What if one of the most famous musicians of all time, died mere years into his promising career? That's the accusation thrown at one Paul McCartney, formerly of The Beatles...formerly of this life? This outlandish conspiracy is one that has haunted the singer throughout his tenure in the limelight, and we need to get to the bottom of things!

So join Linz and Chris as they sail into the sun in search of an in-paul-ster amongst The Beatles. How is Mi5 involved? Why does Paul McCartney's hair become that of an 85 year old woman's in the 90s? What did the other Beatles say on the subject...there's only one way to find out.

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Ever wanted to loose those extra pounds? Wanted to slim down for summer? Well pack up your slim fast and forget about ever counting another calorie because Linda Laura Hazzard has got her patented weight loss cure ready to go....you just might not survive the 'treatment'.

Join Linz and Chris as they explore the worst diet program known to man. So suck in your stomach and set sail for a weight loss retreat with unbelievable results.

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Hide your porch lights, because it's the man, the moth, the legend....it's mothman! One of the bigger cryptids out there, but what do we really know of it? Where did it come from? What does is want? Why does everyone keep drawing it with buns of steel?

Join Linz and Chris as they look to the skies to uncover the truth of a big flappy boi, terrorising...or saving....West Virginia! What will they uncover on this quest? The Mothman is out there...maaaaaybe.

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Yeeeee-haw, there's a ghost in them there hills I tells ya! Behold the tale of a rootin' tootin' bona fide  ghosty boy terrorising the locals, and let us tell you...he's got the hump! 

Join Linz & Chris and they saddle up and ride out West to investigate a tale that will take them to the other side of the world to get to the bottom of! 

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