It's a Christmas tradition, welcome Septembryo to host the most derranged quiz of the year? Who will take the paper crown? Linz of Chris? Place your bets now! 

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What if you were from nowhere? You turn up at immigration and your passport isn't issued by any known country. You don't have an embassy or anyone who speaks your native tongue nearby. What do you do. If you answered "dematerialise" you win a washing machine.

Join Linz and Chris(!!) as they investigate this tall tale of a man from another place and question their own sanity in the process. 

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🎃 We asked for your creepiest encounters… and you delivered.
Tune in as we read your spine-tingling Halloween submissions — ghosts, aliens, and rogue wrestlers that go bump in the night! 👻

🕯️ Real paranormal stories, true listener encounters, and eerie tales you won’t forget! Join Linz and Chris around the campfire as we share listener submitted stories of the paranormal! 

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Autun, France, Barthélemy de Chasseneuz takes the stand to defend his victims: A bunch of rats. Not like snitches, like actual rats lol. This may sound crazy, but it wasn't the only time animals were put on trial back in the old-timey days. 

Join Linz, and Aaron-The host of Generation Why, Framed and Marooned in this very interesting cross-over episode! 

While Chris is away- the rats will play!

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It's a stifling summer night. 

You're laying in bed with the curtains open, looking out the window, struggling to fall asleep, when you see someone, or something, off in the distance. 

Your heart begins to race as the unknown figure draws closer and closer, until finally, you hear a scratching at your window....the sound of something trying to get in.

Join Linz in this solo episode, as we kick off Halloween with a spooky English story! 

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Picture this: You're cruising in your UFO, and you think you've found a nice, rural, isolated spot to park up at so you can fix you and your Italian homies some pancakes....when an old man shakes his jugs at you. 

This is the story of Joe Simonton, a Wisconsin plumber and part time chicken farmer, who went from washing the dishes, to having a close encounter of the third kind in his own back yard. 

Join Linz and Chris as they crouch behind the trees and enjoy a spot of peeping Tom action in todays episode of Dystopian Simulation Radio. 

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We spend too much time wondering what's above us, maybe the true wonder has been under our feet the whole time? What if the Earth is hollow and is the home to all kinds of theorised beings? 

Join Linz and Chris as they dig deep to find the truth beneath their feet...and thoroughly probe some holes...for evidence of a hollow earth. Will we be convinced or will it be just an empty promise...? 

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Two Brazilian blokes are found dead on a hilltop wearing raincoats and lead masks.

There's a note instructing them to ingest mystery pills and wait for a signal.

Join Linz and Chris and they scratch their heads over a mystery that is part paranormal, part true crime- and defo nothing to do with the Somerton man.

Can you solve the mystery of the Lead Masks? 

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What foul beast lurks between the thick brush of the New Jersey Pine Barrens? Why does is have a head like a horse-goat-thing and why did the state name it's hockey team after the JERSEY DEVIL?

Join Linz and Chris as they peer deep into history to uncover the story behind the legend of the Jersey Devil, the historical figures involved and the tales of wanton destruction the beast has left in its wake. 

P.S. Rangers Suck

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