Dystopian Simulation Radio

Who is this little German boy? Who gave him that trim and why are his calves so meaty? Why does he like horses so much? 

Join Linz and Chris as they investigate this mysterious mystery: Who was Kaspar Hauser?

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Chris is on vacation so- WAIT don't tune out just yet!

Join Linz this week for a true spooky story that has yet to be solved. 

Lets pull back the branches as we unravel the mystery of: Who Bella in the wych elm?

Great articles: 

https://www.explorethepast.co.uk/2016/09/monthly-mystery-who-put-bella-in-the-wych-elm/

https://josefjakobs.info/facts-of-bella-in-the-wych-elm 

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The fishbone girl, the hook-handed man, the VCR van who drove around and sold you drugs based on which title you rented, all popular classics in the world of urban legends- but what about the Green Man of Pennsylvania? 

Join Linz, Chris and Michael (not that one! The other one!) as they make their way through the haunted tunnels and uncover the mystery of Charlie no face.

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The Black Dwarf- it's just a fictional novel about a supernaturally strong telepathic person with dwarfism written by Walter Scott. It's not...true, though, is it? 

Join Linz and special guest Michael (Dreams of Ego) as they travel back to the 1700s and unravel the mystery of Bow'd Davie of Wudhus. 

Check out Michael's art here: https://dreamsofego.com/ find him on socials @dreamsofego

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When Alabama Police Chief Jeff Greenhaw responded to a call from a concerned civilian who reported seeing a UFO land in a nearby field in the fall of 1973, he had no idea who *or what* he would encounter that night.

After arriving at the scene and finding no trace of the mysterious object, Greenhaw decided to make one final patrol around the perimeter before heading back to the station. But as he drove along a quiet gravel road, he spotted something strange in the darkness- and captured a photograph that would become one of the most unusual UFO-related images in history: the Falkville Metal Man.

Join Linz and Chris as they peel back the layers of aluminium foil and investigate the strange case of the Falkville Metal Man.

Artwork: @dreamsofego

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What happens when they world's pettiest rapper meets the worlds most stubborn police district? All out chaos that's what happens. 

Join Linz and Chris as the explore the world of Afroman, who after being wrongfully accused went into all out war against the Adams County Sheriffs Department. Using his skills as a rapper to tear down the department brick by brick, resulting in one of the most ridiculous lawsuits ever. 

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The Ummites- who are they? I couldn't tell ya! Thankfully in house E.T nerd, Michael 8 of Septembryo, is here to tell us all about them! 

So Join Linz and Michael as they wade through letter after letter in this overstuffed file to break down the truth!  

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If you were a world famous 'influencer', professional wrestler, boxer, pokemon card collector and douche bag, what would your next career move be? If you guess stealing UFO footage, you'd be correct.

Join Linz, Chris...and Septembryo, as we dive into Logan Paul's jaunt into the world of UFO enthusiasm, during which time he stole footage of one of the most secretive UFO tapes out there. 

But what does Mr Blobby have to do with all this?

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Are you sitting on a goldmine?

Do you possess a skill so unique, so entertaining, that you could build a whole career out of it?  

Join Linz and Chris in this episode of Dystopian Simulation Radio as they part the cheeks and gaze deep into the abyss for answers.

#comedy #fortean #weird 

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What if your child brought something home from school… and it wasn’t a cold, wasn’t a detention slip… but a pocket-sized portal to the underworld? Bright colours. Catchy theme song. Creatures evolving before your very eyes. The playground is chanting. The Game Boy is glowing. The cards are being traded like contraband. What do you do? If you answered “check for pentagrams in the instruction manual”, then you might just be onto something...

Join Linz and Chris  as they travel back to 1999, when Pokémon ruled the schoolyard, and somewhere — somehow — certain very concerned adults decided Pikachu was in league with Beelzebub.

On Pokémon’s 30th anniversary today, we dig into the moral panic that accused adorable pocket monsters of corrupting children through evolution, occult symbolism, Japanese culture, and the unspeakable horror of trading cards.

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