Your pillow will be as proverbially tasted as a loaded baked potato stuff with fluff. A class in the semantics of strangeness begins a bedtime.

This is a special release from the SWM Vault. It’s been remastered and re-edited, but it might be a little looser than a new episode. If you want access to the full vault, you can join Sleep With Me Plus at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus

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