This episode is loaded with petty behavior, delulu energy, and peak entitlement—and we’re calling all of it out.

We kick things off with two Ask the Black Kids emails from Classmates dealing with petty frenemies, including one “friend” who keeps tabs like it’s her full-time job 👀

Then it gets WILDER:

🛍️ A kid expected a birthday gift… for someone else’s birthday?

💼 A prank so dumb, we’d absolutely sue too

🐍 A broke best friend who refuses to take the job you offered them

Plus:

💬 A round of Toxic Confessions you won’t believe

🦎 A return to the Lizard Wars™

This episode is for anyone who’s tired of participation trophies, allergic to entitled energy, and here for real talk + real laughs.

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00:00 Homeroom

04:33 ATBK- Am I Petty for Cutting off Friend Because I Disrespected Her with Advice

13:40 Define Friends

22:17 I will Cook For You

24:13 ATBK- You Don't Hang Up on Me, I Hang Up on You

32:40 The Lizard Wars Continue

40:15 AITA for Correcting a Co-Worker About Something

47:52 AITA for Refusing to Buy a Gift for a Kid Because it's their Sibling's Birthday

50:33 We Had One Nintendo

01:01:44 Where's the Popcorn

01:03:20 AITA For Taking my Brother-in-Law to Small Claims Court for a Prank

01:09:47 My Best Friend is Broke. I've Been Offering Him a Job for Months

01:23:30 Shout out Servers

01:26:37 Not the Opossums

01:28:09 Get it Out the Mud

01:31:32 Story Ranking

01:33:30 Toxic Confessions- My Husband Was Engaged to Another Woman when we Met

01:36:05 Toxic Confessions- He Said You're Exclusive to Me

01:37:44 Toxic Confessions- My Family is Squatting in Our Family Home

01:38:56 Group Economics