Greetings, brothers and sisters! Welcome to Episode 125 of the Mormon News Roundup. I'm your host, Dives, with talent on loan from Kolob, joined by Cultch to discuss the time, featuring hilarious and heartwarming content that captures the essence of Mormon culture. We also delve into Pioneer Day celebrations, Elder David A. Bednar’s role as grand marshal for the Days of '47 Parade, and the fascinating intersection of modern events and Mormon history. Plus, new segments including "Dear Rebecca" and updates on the 2034 Olympics preparations. Join us for a mix of humor, culture, and current events! Don't forget to like, subscribe, and think celestial!

**Show Information:**

**Date:** July 28, 2024

**Articles:**

- Pioneer Day: [Link](https://x.com/_cultch/status/1815939040304046453?s=46&t=Kn3MLSjDGf_9v6exU2J_Gg)

- Elder David A. Bednar named grand marshal for Days of '47 Parade: [Link](https://www.reddit.com/r/exmormon/s/f0Bz0WICBf)

- Anti-Mormons help build temples: [Link](https://latterdaysaintmag.com/how-anti-mormons-help-build-temples-around-the-country/)

- Temple Updates: [Link](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRoDNWFm/)

- Russell Nelson and Kamala Harris Connection: [Link](https://x.com/religiongal/status/1815768883644825873?s=46&t=Kn3MLSjDGf_9v6exU2J_Gg)

- New Segment: Dear Rebecca: [Link](https://x.com/newsmormon/status/1815822514590712254?s=46&t=Kn3MLSjDGf_9v6exU2J_Gg)

- Mormon Satan Demoted: [Link](https://religionnews.com/2024/07/22/the-sad-comedown-of-the-mormon-satan/)

- How to keep your kids in the church: [Link](https://www.ldsliving.com/how-do-i-keep-a-close-relationship-with-my-adult-children/s/12344)

- Mormon Queen of the TradWives: [Link](https://nypost.com/2024/07/25/lifestyle/queen-of-the-trad-wives-speaks-out-about-raising-8-kids-on-remote-ranch-giving-birth-without-pain-relief/)

- MormonGay Olympian: [Link](https://www.outsports.com/2024/7/25/24098011/2024-paris-olympics-steph-rovetti-usa-rugby-gay/)

- Jimmer and Bishop Cause: The Athlete and the Fraudster Combine to Promote Mormonism: [Link](https://newsroom.churchofjesuschrist.org/article/paris-olympics-bishop-causse-peter-vidmar-jimmer-fredette-devotional)

- Mormon Church looks forward to 2034 Olympics: [Link](https://latterdaysaintmag.com/the-church-of-jesus-christ-of-latter-day-saints-welcomes-announcement-of-2034-winter-olympics/)

**MNRU Poll Of the week:**

- Top 10 Ways the Church needs to get ready for the 2034 Olympics:

- Fire Brad Wilcox, or at least confine him to house arrest

- Couple more DEI hires like Gong/Suarez

- Salt Lake Temple renovation addition, Olympic-sized baptismal font

- Relief Society to cater at Olympic Village with donuts, casserole, and Jell-O

- Olympic torch relay will trace 1300-mile Mormon Pioneer handcart journey

- Updated handbook guidance on priesthood blessings for injured Olympic athletes

- Gold medals for athletes will include lifetime food storage

- Rename the Olympic Village to Deseret Haven

- New sport introduced: competitive door-to-door knocking

- Olympic gold medals replaced with medallions and CTR rings

**MNRU Joke of the week:**

Rebecca

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