Matt and Erin are back this week, and we’re taking on the zombie myth that refuses to stay dead: the claim that vaccines cause autism. It’s blunt, it’s necessary, and yeah—we’re not being cute about it. This episode breaks down where the lie came from, why it keeps resurfacing politically, and how it harms autistic people, public trust, and actual human lives.

We cover:

• Where the vaccines-cause-autism myth actually started (Andrew Wakefield, 1998, 13 kids, bad science, revoked license)
• The difference between misinformation and disinformation—and why intent matters
• Why vaccine injury ≠ autism, and how increased distress gets mislabeled as “more autistic”
• How this narrative quietly frames autism as worse than death or disability—and why that’s dangerous
• Why science revises itself, how retractions work, and why that’s a feature, not a flaw
• How to find reliable public health information right now, including why Your Local Epidemiologist is worth your time

Also: dry sarcasm disclaimers, Mexican Coke as the unofficial sponsor, bleach enemas being an absolute hell no, Bob from Tulsa (we love you), and practical ammo for surviving holiday dinners with Uncle Ted and his Facebook medical degree.

This one’s direct on purpose. No euphemisms. No soft edges. Vaccines don’t cause autism—and autistic lives are worth defending without apology.

• Your Local Epidemiologist: Vaccines don’t cause autism. So what does?https://yourlocalepidemiologist.substack.com/