Don't be fooled by the episode title, because as ever, this is not route 1 sports broadcasting.

Instead, we offer our humble subjects the freedom of the Kickabout and name Cole Palmer the patron saint of Football for his revolutionary ideas.

Plus, there's also a South American Football update from the forgotten royal, Dave Windsor - @DailyDaveFootball on tiktok, youtube etc.

You can hear The Kickabout live on Radio X from 11am every Saturday. Get in touch on [email protected]