Excuses you’ve given for skiving off this week, plus Elis & John appear in a newspaper article about comedian couples (not with each other). John’s off to Edinburgh next week, so Elis says his goodbyes, and we’ve got the usual Textual Healing, Winner Plays On, Email Of The Species and Humble Brag Of The Week. And on top of all this, be prepared for the return of Mellor. Remember, tune in next Saturday to catch the boys from 10am til 1pm, get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and keep it Xfm.