Escape From Vault Disney

By Tony GoldmarkComedy TV & Film Improv

Escape From Vault Disney episodes

March 30, 2022 Magic of Disney's Animal Kingdom S1E3 - Betty and the Beast (with Dave Cobb!)
PARKS MONTH on Escape From Vault Disney just keeps on riding along! For our fourth week of Parks Month, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2020 to cover an episode of an inevitable series in which Disney realizes they own both a Florida theme park filled with animals (totally not a zoo though, and how dare you propagate such unfounded allegations) and a basic cable network devoted entirely to pointing cameras at animals. Join Tony Goldmark, Jen Seggio, Garrett Snook and legendary theme park designer/creative director Dave Cobb as they take a nice big whiff of the MAGIC OF DISNEY'S ANIMAL KINGDOM, season one, episode three, "Betty and the Beast!" Check out my guests' stuff! DAVE COBB Linktree: https://linktr.ee/davecobb Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ziggystardoghusky/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/davecobb JEN SEGGIO Blog: https://upontheshelfreviews.wordpress.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jenseggio YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/TheITinFIT GARRETT SNOOK Twitter: https://twitter.com/ilneigeYT YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/IlNeige And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark
59 min
March 23, 2022 Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
It continues to be PARKS MONTH on Escape From Vault Disney! For our third week of Parks Month, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2003 to bless us with the one movie based on a theme park ride that won over critics and audiences alike, and made them say "Oh wow, I guess you CAN make a really really really good movie based on a theme park ride!" before that peculiar subgenre squandered everyone's goodwill all over again. Join Tony Goldmark, Sydney Agnew, Ayaka Matsuoka and Chris Nebergall as they get keelhauled by PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: THE CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL!
Check out my guests' stuff!

SYDNEY AGNEW Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thederpyhipster Twitter: https://twitter.com/thederpyhipster

AYAKA MATSUOKA Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/puga_the_porg

CHRIS NEBERGALL Twitter: https://twitter.com/ChrisNebergall YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCq9hpBl49TYkjc_lzqStkCA

And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark
1 hr 32 min
March 16, 2022 I am postponing the next episode in solidarity with the #DisneyDoBetter walkouts.
#DisneyDoBetter

#DisneySayGay

#DisneySayTrans

#WhereIsChapek https://www.whereischapek.com/
3 min
March 09, 2022 Miles From Tomorrowland S2E16 - Once In A Blue Moon/The Queen Gemma Dilemma (with Ron Schneider!)
It's still PARKS MONTH on Escape From Vault Disney! And for our second week of Parks Month, the randomizer in its infinite wisdom goes all the way back to 2015 to make us watch an episode of a Disney Junior series with an in-name-only parks connection, depicting a harsh dystopian future of robo-ostriches, gaseous blob-monsters and ruthless dancing space-dictators, where every five seconds someone has to attempt a dumb catchphrase just to survive. Join Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Haley Baker Callahan and very special guest Ron Schneider as they travel several MILES FROM TOMORROWLAND, season two, episode sixteen, "Once In A Blue Moon/The Queen Gemma Dilemma!" Check out my guests' stuff! CHARLIE CALLAHAN Twitter: https://twitter.com/ThemeSnark YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/rbgprods HALEY BAKER CALLAHAN Twitter: https://twitter.com/Tricksterbelle YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjYjtuqtRKT0wCcO1T9j2dQ RON SCHNEIDER Book: https://www.amazon.com/Dreamer-Dreamfinder-Lessons-Learned-Behind/dp/B009ITQLLQ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmXKkK3AbqBdAI9mGstijmA And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark
49 min
March 02, 2022 One Day At Disney shorts - various episodes
DISCLAIMER: This episode was recorded and released prior to the arrest of one of its guests, Kyle Carrozza. We at Escape From Vault Disney strongly condemn Mr. Carrozza's actions and offer our deepest sympathies to his victims, and we will not be inviting him on this podcast again in the future. That said, rather than attempt to rewrite history, we have decided to leave this episode online and intact as a time capsule of when it was made. It's PARKS MONTH on Escape From Vault Disney! And for our very first week of Parks Month, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2019 to make us watch a batch of made-for-Disney+ documentary shorts profiling various Imagineering and Disney Parks cast members in ways that I'm sure will be completely evenhanded and brutally honest and not even remotely just a big crass commercial for an obscenely massive evil corporation, why would you even think such a thing? Join Tony Goldmark, Ian Bonds, Kyle A. Carrozza and Luke Ski as they waste ONE DAY AT DISNEY shorts - various episodes! Specifically, THESE various episodes: - S1E42: "Dr. Natalie Mylniczenko: Veterinarian" - S1E43: "Ashley Girdich: R&D Imagineer Manager" - S1E44: "Pablo Tufino: Ride Show Technician" - S1E46: "Alfredo Ayala: R&D Imagineer" - S1E49: "Leslie Evans: Senior R&D Imagineer" - S1E50: "Mark Gonzales: Steam Train Engineer" - S1E51: "Season Finale" Check out my guests' stuff! IAN BONDS Bandcamp: https://insaneian.bandcamp.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/insaneianb YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/InsaneIan LUKE SKI Portfolio: https://www.luke.ski TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@the_great_luke_ski Twitter: https://twitter.com/thegreatlukeski And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark
1 hr 7 min
February 23, 2022 The Luck of the Irish
This week we're bypassing the randomizer for yet another Guest's Choice episode, in which we celebrate St. Patrick's Day a few weeks early as our good friend Zach Hurst makes us watch a Disney Channel Original Movie from 2001 wherein every last Irish stereotype known to man and beast was forced to collide into each other at full speed in a chaotic cataclysmic cacophony of dance steps, lucky charms, thick accents and the color green. And the guy from Galavant is in it! No, not him, the other guy. Join Tony Goldmark, David Ganssle, Zach Hurst, Cassie Shima and Agatha Vile as they gamble their meager fortunes on THE LUCK OF THE IRISH! Check out my guests' stuff! DAVID GANSSLE Twitter: https://twitter.com/doggans YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/doggans ZACH HURST Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheRLKing YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheVoyages CASSIE SHIMA Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cassies_island Twitter: https://twitter.com/CassiePrologue AGATHA VILE Twitter: https://twitter.com/VileAgatha And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark
1 hr 28 min
February 16, 2022 Hawkeye S1E6 - So This Is Christmas?
This week, the randomizer goes all the way back to December 2021 to cover the season-or-possibly-series finale of Marvel's latest Disney+ show, in which they realize they're finally down to the last of the original six OG Avengers and say "Screw it, let's just do a show about the bow-and-arrows guy." Join Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Haley Baker Callahan and Zach Hurst as they take aim at HAWKEYE, season one, episode six, "So This Is Christmas?" SPOILER WARNING: Contains (obviously) major spoilers for all six episodes of Hawkeye, as well as minor-to-medium spoilers for Black Widow, Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings, Eternals, Spider-Man: No Way Home, and a buncha other years-old Marvel stuff that's been around so long that if you haven't seen it by now you probably don't have any interest. Check out my guests' stuff! CHARLIE CALLAHAN Twitter: https://twitter.com/ThemeSnark YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/rbgprods HALEY BAKER CALLAHAN Twitter: https://twitter.com/Tricksterbelle YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjYjtuqtRKT0wCcO1T9j2dQ ZACH HURST Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheRLKing YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheVoyages And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark
1 hr 6 min
February 09, 2022 Fancy Nancy: Fancy It Yourself shorts
This week, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2019 to cover a series of Disney Junior interstitial shorts bold enough to combine the cheap animation and insipid writing of a pre-school show with the insufferable egotism of a YouTube lifestyle vlog. Proceed at your own peril. Join Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Haley Baker Callahan and Zach Hurst as they neither like, share nor subscribe to the FANCY NANCY: FANCY IT YOURSELF shorts! VOTE NOW on what this year's Theme Month should be! https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast/status/1490596162499321859 Check out my guests' stuff! CHARLIE CALLAHAN Twitter: https://twitter.com/ThemeSnark YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/rbgprods HALEY BAKER CALLAHAN Twitter: https://twitter.com/Tricksterbelle YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjYjtuqtRKT0wCcO1T9j2dQ ZACH HURST Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheRLKing YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheVoyages And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes a day early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark
47 min
February 02, 2022 Life With Mikey
This week, for our first episode of 2022, the randomizer goes all the way back to 1993 to pick an underrated Touchstone Pictures comedy starring Michael J. Fox as a former child actor turned agent for child actors, in a story delightful enough to make you forget to question why we've all collectively decided show business is the one industry where child labor is okay. Join Tony Goldmark, Alessandra Dreyer, David Ganssle and Chris Nebergall as they all get sentenced to LIFE WITH MIKEY! VOTE NOW on what this year's Theme Month should be! https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast/status/1488059236072394753 Check out my guests' stuff! ALESSANDRA DREYER Twitter: https://twitter.com/badfolklorist TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@badfolklorist DAVID GANSSLE Twitter: https://twitter.com/doggans YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/doggans CHRIS NEBERGALL Twitter: https://twitter.com/ChrisNebergall YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCq9hpBl49TYkjc_lzqStkCA And check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark
1 hr 3 min
January 26, 2022 BONUS MINISODE! State of the Parks: Corny Into Imagination
We'll be back with a full episode next week, but in the meantime here's a BONUS MINISODE with a State of the Parks segment on the unanticipated wild success of Figment popcorn buckets!
8 min

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