Escape From Vault Disney

In the spine-tingling conclusion of our very first Patreon Request Month, we cover Kenneth Hodgins and Patrick Thatcher's request for one of Disney's most notorious cult classics, a whiz-bang retro action spectacle from 1991 that truly had everything...except an audience. Join Tony Goldmark, Alessandra Dreyer, David Ganssle and Ryan Hipp as they go soarin' through the stratosphere with THE ROCKETEER!

Patreon Request Month just keeps chuggin' along with Justin Wilton's request for the 2003 remake of the unforgettable classic story that dared to ask the bold cinematic question, "What if person was other person?" Join Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Haley Baker Callahan and Kyle Kallgren as they wake up on FREAKY FRIDAY (2003)!

Patreon Request Month marches on with Matthew Bogatz's request for this weird, misbegotten relic from Disney's very brief and extremely regrettable period when they unaccountably tried to be Dreamworks. Ever wanted to see a film with aliens, baseball, talking farm animals, 70s pop songs, ugly-ass half-rendered animation, lots and lots of pee jokes AND the guy from Scrubs in it? Well look no further, ya damn weirdo! Join Tony Goldmark, Erika Haynes, Luke Ski and David Spencer as they fry up some CHICKEN LITTLE!

Patreon Request Month continues with Alex the Azurath's request for a randomly-selected episode of the less-successful animated series from the creators of Phineas & Ferb, Milo Murphy's Law, starring none other than the one-and-only "Weird Al" Yankovic in the titular role! And the random selection in question is a very-bizarre-even-for-this-show two-part episode about time travel and mutant pistachios! Join Tony Goldmark, Jeff Scot Carey, Emily Clark and Zach Hurst as they study MILO MURPHY'S LAW, season one, episodes twelve and thirteen, "Missing Milo" parts 1 & 2!

DISCLAIMER: This episode was recorded and released prior to the arrest of one of its guests, Kyle Carrozza. We at Escape From Vault Disney strongly condemn Mr. Carrozza's actions and offer our deepest sympathies to his victims, and we will not be inviting him on this podcast again in the future. That said, rather than attempt to rewrite history, we have decided to leave this episode online and intact as a time capsule of when it was made.

As Escape From Vault Disney triumphantly RETURNS from a five-month hiatus, we continue Patreon Request Month with Rob Bergman's request for a particularly weird episode of the weirder-than-you-remember 90s Little Mermaid TV series. Join Tony Goldmark, Kyle A. Carrozza, Morgan Funder and Kitty Quinn for the sheer deranged majesty of Mary Seashelley's "Ariel & Costello Meet Frankenstein," aka THE LITTLE MERMAID (SERIES), season three, episode three, "Island of Fear!" #CrabExperiments

In our last episode before we take a coronavirus-related hiatus, and the only episode of "Patreon Request Month" we managed to record before everything went on lockdown, the randomizer goes all the way back to 1940 to pick Lizzy Gravelle's request for Walt Disney's second full-length animated classic, a movie simultaneously far better and way weirder than you remember. Join Tony Goldmark, Chandler Desrochers, David Ganssle and Nicholas Bogroff Ganssle as they reflect on the mastery and insanity of PINOCCHIO!

Summer camp! What is it? Where did it come from? What does it want from us? This week the randomizer picks the final episode of a 2018 Disney Channel reality TV series designed to answer none of these probing questions. Join Tony Goldmark, Kevin Anderson, Zach Hurst and Chris Nebergall as they drink a tall frosty glass of BUG JUICE: MY ADVENTURES AT CAMP, episode sixteen, "Best Summer Ever!"

In 1996, the acclaimed Oscar-winning auteur behind The Godfather and Apocalypse Now saw fit to direct a PG-13 Robin Williams comedy about a ten-year-old trapped in the body of a forty-year-old. What could possibly go wrong? Join Tony Goldmark, Kevin Anderson, Zach Hurst and Chris Nebergall as they endure the existential nightmare that is JACK!

Extree! Extree! Hear all about it! Randomizer chooses 2017 simulcast of 2012 Broadway musical based on 1992 cult classic musical! Join Tony Goldmark, Alessandra Dreyer, David Ganssle and Nicholas Bogroff Ganssle as they take in the theatrical spectacle that is NEWSIES: THE BROADWAY MUSICAL! Podcast, mistah? Only zero cents!