This week's tales includes a library CAT-astrophe, nativity play revenge, a cunning caretaker and an early morning run with a difference. We take a look at the items on the Parish Notice Board, listen to some of the reactions to the confessions and Simon reads some more 'non-compliant confessions'. Plus we've got another Christmas Confession from the Crypt! If you have a Confession or want to get in touch with Father Simon and the Collective, then email [email protected]