Welcome to another episode of the Tired and Tested podcast! In which, Sophie figures out that the best way to cope with Jack's last day at primary school is... to turn up late. The girls start the loooong countdown to Christmas (20 weeks and counting!) and Sophie wonders how to break the 'Santa truth' to her kids. There's also a visit to Urban Dictionary Corner and a Parenting Fail.

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