Good morning! This one's for anyone who knows the often-fresh hell of having to get a kid ready in the morning. It's also for the former kids. So I guess, this one's for everyone! This week, Stephanie and Melissa tackle the chaos of getting kids ready ("Why is no one readyyyy?" - Miranda Priestly). Join our girlies as they discuss the wild world of putting orange juice in cereal, tantrums, charts and cold Pop-Tarts eaten at the bus stop. Leave this episode with this nugget of wisdom from Mel's free-wheeling son: "F*ck your chart, that chart can't tell me how to live my life." You go, little man.See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.

Good morning! This one's for anyone who knows the often-fresh hell of having to get a kid ready in the morning. It's also for the former kids. So I guess, this one's for everyone! This week, Stephanie and Melissa tackle the chaos of getting kids ready ("Why is no one readyyyy?" - Miranda Priestly). Join our girlies as they discuss the wild world of putting orange juice in cereal, tantrums, charts and cold Pop-Tarts eaten at the bus stop. Leave this episode with this nugget of wisdom from Mel's free-wheeling son: "F*ck your chart, that chart can't tell me how to live my life." You go, little man. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Good morning! This one's for anyone who knows the often-fresh hell of having to get a kid ready in the morning. It's also for the former kids. So I guess, this one's for everyone! This week, Stephanie and Melissa tackle the chaos of getting kids ready ("Why is no one readyyyy?" - Miranda Priestly). Join our girlies as they discuss the wild world of putting orange juice in cereal, tantrums, charts and cold Pop-Tarts eaten at the bus stop. Leave this episode with this nugget of wisdom from Mel's free-wheeling son: "F*ck your chart, that chart can't tell me how to live my life." You go, little man.See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener" rel="noopener noreferrer">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.

"F*ck Your Chart.” | Getting Kids Ready in the Morning

Real-life friends and stars of the hit TV show Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Stephanie Beatriz and Melissa Fumero, team up for a weekly podcast that will have you laughing, crying, and crying with laughter. They’ll talk about it all while helping each other (and us) be better – MORE better.
Join these amigas as they take us on their personal ride through all aspects of life and share the juiciest cheat codes for adulting, while throwing in some hilarious anecdotes and probably a few embarrassing stories. In their careers and personal lives (both are married with children), they often find themselves leaning on each other for advice and laughs. Follow Stephanie and Melissa as they keep it real, and real fun on their journey to be little MORE better.

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Real-life friends and stars of the hit TV show Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Stephanie Beatriz and Melissa Fumero, team up for a weekly podcast that will have you laughing, crying, and crying with laughter. They’ll talk about it all while helping each other (and us) be better – MORE better. Join these amigas as they take us on their personal ride through all aspects of life and share the juiciest cheat codes for adulting, while throwing in some hilarious anecdotes and probably a few embarrassing stories. In their careers and personal lives (both are married with children), they often find themselves leaning on each other for advice and laughs. Follow Stephanie and Melissa as they keep it real, and real fun on their journey to be little MORE better.

Real-life friends and stars of the hit TV show&nbsp;Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Stephanie Beatriz and Melissa Fumero, team up for a weekly podcast that will have you laughing, crying, and crying with laughter. They’ll talk about it all while helping each other (and us) be better – MORE better.
Join these amigas as they take us on their personal ride through all aspects of life and share the juiciest cheat codes for adulting, while throwing in some hilarious anecdotes and probably a few embarrassing stories. In their careers and personal lives (both are married with children), they often find themselves leaning on each other for advice and laughs. Follow Stephanie and Melissa as they keep it real, and real fun on their journey to be little MORE better.

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