First Date with Lauren Compton

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Get ready to laugh your ass off on this wild episode of First Date as Lauren Compton sits down with the outrageously funny Dylan Sullivan! They dive into what not to do on a date, why being mysterious is the ultimate turn-on, and when Dylan flips on his “gay mode”—either to make women feel safe or signal that he’s down to play.

From secret gay sauna shenanigans at Gold’s Gym to billionaire threesomes and post-birth vaginal wizardry (yes, you read that right), nothing is off-limits.

Don’t miss this unfiltered, laugh-out-loud convo.

Want more Dylan? Follow him on Instagram @‌dylanraysull, catch The Dylan Sullivan Show on YouTube, and don’t miss his wild and hilarious podcast Smudgehawks with Patrick Depari.

First Date Ep. 95

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:02:32 - Appetizer Questions

00:03:13 - Respect The Server

00:06:15 - Mysterious is Sexy

00:08:23 - Gays Are Evil

00:10:40 - Main Course Questions

00:15:53 - Drinks Equal Problems

00:19:24 - Vices

00:21:55 - How To Have A Threesome

00:28:13 - Gold's Gym Secret

00:30:05 - The Pregnant Treatment

00:34:30 - Post Vagina Pregnancy

00:38:44 - Comin' Out

00:39:41 - Dessert Questions

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On this episode of First Date with Lauren Compton, the hilarious Bridget Phetasy joins us for a wild ride through her rollercoaster life! She opens up about her past struggles with addiction, meeting her husband in a 12-step program, and embracing motherhood later in life. Lauren gets the inside scoop on parenting as Bridget shares tips from raising her 2-year-old. Catch Bridget on Dumpster Fire and Walk-Ins Welcome—and don’t forget to like, subscribe, and drop your craziest drug story in the comments!

First Date Ep. 94

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:39 - Mom Brain Activated

00:06:16 - Appetizer Questions

00:08:29 - Heroin Ain't Hard

00:13:43 - Main Course Questions

00:16:55 - He's A Therapist...

00:18:33 - Dating History

00:22:42 - Fun Guys

00:26:56 - Pregnant to Menopause

00:32:08 - Nothing Like Being a Mom

00:36:51 - No Boob Food

00:41:38 - Babies Grow Too Fast

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On this episode of First Date with Lauren Compton, we have the hilarious comedian Tyler Fischer! We dive into a wide range of topics, from men with surprisingly nice feet to Tyler's frustrations with the woke world and how that led him to become more conservative. Tyler shares the wildest story of being cheated on and how he found out, as well as the unexpected reason he's on a no-fly list. He opens up about what it was like having his dad come out of the closet and the time he tried to be gay. Plus, Tyler gives us all the tips and tricks he's learned in his 20 years of crazy dating experiences.

Make sure to check out his Election Special on YouTube (@tythefisch) and explore more of his comedy content.

Don't forget to like, subscribe, and comment with your own craziest story of being cheated on if you think it can top Tyler's!

First Date Ep. 93

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:56 - Nice Man Feet

00:03:23 - Appetizer Questions

00:07:13 - Doggy Wingman

00:11:32 - Ex-Liberal

00:13:25 - Main Course Questions

00:15:58 - Getting Cheated On

00:19:41 - No Fly List

00:21:34 - Another Lawsuit

00:25:26 - Gay Dad

00:29:59 - Trying To Be Gay

00:35:04 - No More Alcohol

00:38:39 - Dessert Question

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Lauren sits down with comedians Shawn and Lemaire, the hilarious producers of Matt and Shane’s Secret Podcast. They talk about how they met through comedy, women with no hobbies, farting vs. burping, and why Asian porn is so loud. Plus, Shawn reveals why he’s “gay” for keeping his house clean and they dive into Lauren’s pregnancy journey.

Don’t miss their comedy show Optimum Noctis at Creek And The Cave Comedy Club in Austin, TX!

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First Date Ep. 92

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:56 - How They Met

00:02:26 - Meeting Women

00:07:14 - Appetizer Questions

00:13:05 - Girls Who Do Nothing

00:19:46 - Asians Are Loud In Bed

00:22:32 - Main Couse Questions

00:27:13 - Hot Anti-Vaxxers

00:31:20 - Lemaire's Royal Rumble

00:35:28 - We Want A Water Break

00:42:28 - Dessert Question

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On this episode of First Date with Lauren Compton, Lauren sits down with actress, singer, and all-around powerhouse Christy Carlson Romano for a hilarious and revealing deep dive into love, dating, and life in the spotlight. The two talk about karma babies—whether the universe really pays you back in the romance department—and spill the tea on dating actors (spoiler: they’re all kinda gay). They break down pick-up lines, man hands, and how Christy fell hard for the city of Austin.

The conversation gets juicy as they dish on Matt Rife, serial cheaters, and Christy’s completely impossible proposal story—seriously, it’s next-level. Plus, Christy shares her intense experience on the reality competition show Special Forces and what it takes to push yourself to the limit.

From Hollywood heartbreaks to hilarious dating disasters, this episode is packed with laughs, honesty, and a little bit of chaos—just the way we like it. Don’t miss it!

First Date Ep. 91

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:02:22 - Appetizer Questions

00:06:24 - Karma Babies

00:10:04 - Dating Actors

00:15:19 - Rage Rooms, Cybertruck Hacks, & Indestructible Boobs

00:23:21 - Pickup Lines & Man Hands

00:27:57 - Austin & Matt Rife

00:32:39 - Cheating

00:38:02 - Dessert Question

00:41:41 - Wrap Up & Special Forces

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On this episode of First Date, Lauren Compton chops it up with the always-hilarious Steve Rannazzisi! They imagine a world where men give birth, debate whether Lauren’s son is training to be her bodyguard, and crack up over Steve’s chaotic delivery room stories. Plus, they tackle the nightmare of teaching kids to drive, raising a tiny ladies' man, and how Lauren kinda… didn’t pick her baby’s name. Buckle up—it’s a wild one!

First Date Ep. 90

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:02:06 - If Men Gave Birth

00:07:37 - Making a Body Guard

00:10:11 - Just Keep Swimming

00:15:48 - Home Birth Game Plan

00:18:12 - Drinks and Drugs During Labor

00:19:57 - Teaching Your Kid To Drive

00:23:03 - Judge Your Sons Girlfriends

00:26:30 - Steve Finding Love

00:29:34 - Big Coach Vibes

00:31:44 - Girl Best Friend

00:36:37 - Spin The Bottle

00:38:34 - Learning About 69

00:40:11 - Not Having Any Girls

00:43:42 - No Cash For The Kids

00:45:41 - Jacks Black

00:49:58 - Gay Baby

00:53:06 - Dealing with Kids Sports

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On this episode of First Date, Kill Tony star Drew Nickens opens up about his search for love, unexpected takes on children’s music, and the food choice that caught Lauren off guard. They bond over Harry Potter, laugh about his strip club birthday, and dive into some of his wildest dating stories. Things get personal, funny, and a little awkward when the fetish is brought up—don’t miss it.

First Date Ep. 89

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:02 - Gifts

00:06:37 - Looking For Love

00:08:03 - Baby Bops

00:14:07 - Arcade Date

00:16:27 - Harry Potter Fans

00:19:44 - The Grammys

00:21:53 - Filipino Food Lover

00:25:25 - Sexy Time

00:30:42 - Lauren's TV Fame

00:36:32 - Drew At The Strip Club

00:42:19 - The Fetish

00:46:11 - The Sweetest Thing Drew Has Done

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On this week's episode, Lauren welcomes up-and-coming comedian Cristina Mariani on First Date. Cristina may think she's too weird for dating apps, but this first date will have you laughing out loud. Lauren gets Cristina talking about men's intentions, one night stands, and narcissistic exes. Cristina's assessments makes you think...this girl is definitely onto something.

First Date Ep. 88

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:04:25 - Appetizer Questions

00:07:21 - Comedy Material

00:11:27 - Quick Detour

00:16:35 - Her Type

00:21:31 - Men's Bad Intentions

00:29:50 - One Night Stands & Narcissists

00:39:07 - Dessert Question

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On this episode of First Date, host Lauren Compton sits down with comedian Dylan Carlino for a hilarious deep dive into gay vs. straight dating—where, in the gay world, being hot is the real deal-breaker. Dylan shares his journey from "fat guy" to "newly hot," while they dish on Lauren’s Playboy past and her boyfriend’s mind-blowing celebrity exes. They also swap wild hookup stories, explore the realities of catfishing in the gay community, and debate whether Lauren will, in fact, be a hot mom.

First Date Ep. 87

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Horny and Long Intro

00:01:35 - If He's Hot Though....

00:03:01 - Newly Hot

00:13:29 - Gays Would Like You

00:16:44 - Do You Go on Dates?

00:19:52 - Hot Moms

00:21:24 - Playboy Experience

00:23:31 - Coming Out

00:27:16 - Fat Past

00:30:00 - Keep The Saunas Separate

00:32:16 - Gay Fun Facts

00:34:33 - Hate for Playboy

00:37:19 - Gays Having Sex With Girls

00:38:51 - Wildest Place for Sex

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On this week's episode of First Date, Lauren welcomes comic Sara Weinshenk. Lauren and Sara get into their vices, hobbies, and distaste of NFTs. Some truths come out about their real feelings about Italian and British men. Sara has a hot model boyfriend with kids, which somehow evolves into conversation about eating placenta and nipple squeezes.

First Date Ep. 86

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:43 - Italian Men & British Dentists

00:07:30 - Vices

00:15:02 - Hobbies

00:19:42 - Family Introductions

00:22:49 - Kids are Tiring

00:26:18 - NFTs

00:28:55 - Model Man

00:31:22 - Pregnancy Kinda Sucks

00:38:32 - Breast Milk

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