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We know the question on all of your minds, Lunatics — you want to know just what horrible, terrible, awful thing Darin Gantt wrote this week. Well, you have come to the right place, because this week we continue our new segment that answers that very question. Oh, and there’s some football stuff too, culminating in our brilliant and almost eerie Week 13 picks. Only 5 more weeks left in the season, Lunatics. Frowny face

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It’s time for turkey, and the Football Ranters have plenty in store for you this week to stave off the food coma. On top of the traditional fare — Yardline News, HOUSE and You F*cking Suck — we also unwrap an early holiday gift for you listeners, in the form of a brand new segment! All that, plus some delictable Week 12 picks. Gobble, gobble, Lunatics.

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Come on a confusing journey through the space-time continuum as Ranter and The Danchise attempt to make sense of an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty that transcends the usual boundaries of our universe. Once that has thoroughly confused you, listen up for the latest on Tiki Barber’s whereabouts, Terrell Suggs’ weekend plans and why you should never give Hope Solo’s brother a taser. All that plus your usual favorites and some hot, sweet, morbidly obese Week 11 picks. Ka-boom, Lunatics.

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After a brief Sandy-related hiatus, The Football Ranters are back! Now that every Doug Martin owner’s hangover has come and gone, we can get town to business and discuss the best of Week 9, from Jerry Jones’ lockout tantrum to Marcus Vick’s Twitter tantrum and all the tantrums in between. Find out who f*cking sucks this week, plus some Incomplete Headlines and always, our way off-target Week 10 picks. Hope you enjoyed the trade deadline, Lunatics!

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Another week, another Seattle upset, as Tawmmy Brady goes down swinging in CenturyLink. But the Football Ranters don’t care so much about that. We’d rather bow down and pay homage to the epic troll job that Richard Sherman dished out in Brady’s direction after the game. Speaking of trolls, we’ve got plenty of that in this week’s edition of Yardline News, plus a wacky return in HOUSE and a long-awaited You F*cking Suck. After turning in a winning record for the first time this season, The Danchise’s picks might actually be worth something heading into Week 7 — but probably not. Listen in, Lunatics!

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From a humdrum Week 4, we move directly into a Week 5 that featured one of the biggest upsets to date in this young season, as the Colts dropped Godgers and the mighty Packers. If that wasn’t hurtful enough, we’ve got plenty of Jets stupidity to impale ourselves upon, as well. Other storylines include repeat offenders in You F*cking Suck and Busted!, and the best long return of the year in HOUSE. All that plus our (probably worthless) Week 6 picks. We hope you’re enjoying the season, because it’s about 30% over, Lunatics.

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The entire universe is on fire following the Snowjob in Seattle, and the collective Google search queries for terms like “simultaneous possession,” “offensive pass interference,” “drunken officiating” and “Golden Tate” broke the Internet. It’s a traveshamockery, and we just wouldn’t be the Football Ranters if we didn’t rant about it to no end — so we do in this week’s episode! We also discuss the general chaos that has dominated the first three weeks of the 2012 season, desperately trying to make sense from the nonsensical and salvage our own sanity in the process. You’ll also get a fresh dose of You F*cking Suck, HOUSE and The Danchise’s new strategy for picking games, which can’t possibly yield any worse results than usual. We’re all getting screwed here, Lunatics, so let’s get screwed together.

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Two weeks gone, and we still know next to nothing about just WTF IS GOING ON. The Chargers and Cardinals are undefeated, while the Saints are winless and the Green Bay offense looks borderline pedestrian. Up is down, down is up — it’s just like the first two weeks of every NFL season ever, and we’re loving every minute of it, Lunatics. This week’s show is jam packed, as we weigh in on Greg Schiano, the ignorance of these replacement refs, and the passing of one of the greatest influences on football as we know it, Steve Sabol. HOUSE and You F*cking Suck are back in full effect, as is our first regular season edition of Busted! Finally, we close out as we usually do, with our Week 2 picks, although I wouldn’t listen to The Danchise’s advice on those. He’s been terrible the first two weeks. Fantasy updates, HOUSE video and You F*cking Suck posts will all be up at FootballRanters.com by Thursday.

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One week of football is in the books, Lunatics, and it was so glorious that The Danchise still can’t quite shake his NFL hangover symptoms. Ranter, meanwhile, has some choice words for a couple of QBs who may be getting a little too big for their britches. Follow along with your fearless hosts as they cover the biggest Week 1 storylines (ZOMG RG3!!), highlight the biggest return TD of the week in “HOUSE” and ring in the new season with the 1st 2012 edition of “You F*cking Suck” (hint: he plays in Cleveland). We close, as usual, with our picks for Week 2, so you’re prepared to win every suicide pool and pick ’em league on Earth. Be sure to check FootballRanters.com for videos and recaps that go along with HOUSE and You F*cking Suck, as well as updates on the Football Ranters Fantasy League and the Ironman Fantasy Challenge. Get some, Lunatics.

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The long, hard road has come to an end at last, Lunatics: real NFL football starts in just a few short hours. Before you hunker down for the next 4 months of speed draws and corner blitzes, listen up to this week’s episode. We bring our Stupidly Bold Predictions for the 2012 season, including the fates of the Jets, Patriots and Packers. We’ll also pick each and every game on the Week 1 slate, plus a visit from the warped mind behind GenosPicks.com. Set your DVRs, Lunatics. It’s about to get nutty.

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