For Aliens, By Aliens

This week’s episode was recorded in a real-life blanket fort! That’s right, aliens, it’s a super special day for your most bearded Earth ambassador, so this episode is all about sleepovers. Tune in to hear all about Aaron’s special birthday drink, learn what happens when you give 9-year-olds a bucket of gunpowder, and come to know the majesty of the Nut Crusher. Theme song: “Eye of My Mind” by Wooky (wookyofficial.bandcamp.com)

Hoomans have a lot in common with sharks. We are the apex predators of the land. They are the apex predators of the sea. We have cartilage in our noses. They have mostly cartilage all over. Let’s see if we can't bridge this shark and Hooman gap. Theme song: “Eye of My Mind” by Wooky (wookyofficial.bandcamp.com)

This week your earth ambassadors turn down the lights and get cozy with colors. Learn why sharks only see the color green, and why Aaron always keeps his fridge stocked with three different types of grape juice. What, you didn’t know there were three different colors of grape juice? Well, you have at least one thing in common with the handsomest Earth ambassador. Theme song: “Eye of My Mind” by Wooky (wookyofficial.bandcamp.com)

It’s a crossover hit! This week, your Earth ambassadors welcome fellow podcaster Genie Leslie to help them explain musicals. All questions will be answered, including: What are all these people singing about? Where did Genie make her musical debut? And finally, what would FABA sound like if it were a musical? Theme song: “Eye of My Mind” by Wooky (wookyofficial.bandcamp.com)

It’s a FABA two-for-one special! This week, your incredibly handsome Earth ambassadors explain two key concepts of hooman life: clones and clowns. Find out why dino-clowns are bad for children, and learn which Earth ambassador kind of maybe really wants to go to clone college. Theme song: “Eye of My Mind” by Wooky (wookyofficial.bandcamp.com)

Come gather hoomans and aliens from near and far. We’re going to talk about the most important of the movies: The Beast Master. Theme song: “Eye of My Mind” by Wooky (wookyofficial.bandcamp.com)

This week, you’re Earth Ambassadors try to make light of murder. Find out why it's the pits when your kids murder you. Also, find out what diet murder is. Of course, they talk about serial killers. Aaron loves cereal. Other topics include: MOLO (monkeys only live once), wallets made out of boy, and the best murder. Theme song: “Eye of My Mind” by Wooky (wookyofficial.bandcamp.com)

That’s right, aliens, your Earth ambassadors just couldn’t resist spending another episode talking about those sweet, sweet human tunes. Listen in this week to find out what was really up with the Ying Yang Twins, try to determine if Aaron is actually a low-key Juggalo, then help us finally help R. Kelly out of that dang closet. Theme song: “Eye of My Mind” by Wooky (wookyofficial.bandcamp.com)

Come take the Magical Mystery Tour with your Earth Ambassadors as they tell you what they were listening to you throughout their lives -- basically what made them the beautiful men they are today. What were you listening to on 9/11? Whatever happened to Uncle Kracker? These questions and more. Theme song: “Eye of My Mind” by Wooky (wookyofficial.bandcamp.com)

Time to make it rain, aliens. Speaking of which, if you ever want to sponsor our show, then call your Ambassadors on their cells. If they don’t answer, they’re probably busy doing Earth stuff. Anyway, your boys talk about allowances, Scrooge McDuck, penis reduction surgery, and being work-a-day boys. Theme song: “Eye of My Mind” by Wooky (wookyofficial.bandcamp.com)