Guest-pert Kate Nelson describes what it’s like to be a sportsballer, sans ball! Also, Jacob feels uncomfortable about sports, Aaron describes what it was like to grow up in a place that worships football, and the ambassadors get their first letter from uncle Jeff. Theme song: “Eye of My Mind” by Wooky (wookyofficial.bandcamp.com)

This week Jacob and Aaron talk about pets and why they can be such shit-asses. Jacob shares a sad goldfish experience, Aaron has a magical Christmas story, and Jacob discusses the underground culture of dog owners. Theme song: “Eye of My Mind” by Wooky (wookyofficial.bandcamp.com)

This week Jacob and Aaron take you on a journey through their strange hooman dreams. They share their most persistent childhood dreams, Aaron shows off his new dream interpretation skills, and Jacob relives a sexual experience from church camp. Theme song: “Eye of My Mind” by Wooky (wookyofficial.bandcamp.com)

Jacob and Aaron set out this week to talk about their origin story as Earth ambassadors, but really just end up talking about the concept of "work," and what a real bummer the whole thing is. Theme song: “Eye of My Mind” by Wooky (wookyofficial.bandcamp.com)

This week, your Earth ambassadors Jacob Rosok and Aaron Patterson send their first transmission out into the universe. Their main goal is to manage the Aliens' expectations about Voyager I, but along the way they explain they try and figure out what their spacecast is actually called, read tweets from confirmed alien Jaden Smith, and discuss the one thing that all aliens have in common: holes. Theme song: “Eye of My Mind” by Wooky (wookyofficial.bandcamp.com)