This week’s episode is all Airbnb madness. Jacob and Aaron take a painfully close look at Airbnb etiquette which devolves, as usual, into a debate between the forces of light and dark, good and evil, the deepest depths of human depravity. Guess which one of your Earth ambassadors might be a murderer. Also, do aliens have a concept of privacy? Theme song: “Eye of My Mind” by Wooky (wookyofficial.bandcamp.com)

It’s summer here on the northern hemisphere of planet Earth, and you know what that means! Time to punch your dad, repress your emotions, then spend the night with a known drug dealer. At least, that’s what your Earth Ambassadors would do. Tune in to hear what the hell they were thinking. Theme song: “Eye of My Mind” by Wooky (wookyofficial.bandcamp.com)

It’s lucky number 13, and this week your brave Earth ambassadors delve into the world of superstition. Tune in to hear why Jacob has no respect for pidgeons, why Aaron is actually a long-lost Williams sister, and find out what god, crystals, and dogs in sweaters all have in common. Theme song: “Eye of My Mind” by Wooky (wookyofficial.bandcamp.com)

This week the sisters Leslie take over the podcast to discuss what it means to be a sibling. Genie produces a very exclusive version of Les Miserable, Mary Patt gets lost in her own house, and Kate has the best accent/holds it all together. Theme song: “Eye of My Mind” by Wooky (wookyofficial.bandcamp.com)

This week is all about Earth food! Your Earth ambassadors take you on a culinary quest through their Saturday. Was it Jacob or Aaron who had piroshki? Who had a sushi dinner? Inquiring aliens want to know. Theme song: “Eye of My Mind” by Wooky (wookyofficial.bandcamp.com)

To celebrate their ten-iversary, Jacob and Aaron give the aliens just what they’ve been asking for: lamps! In this episode, your intrepid Earth ambassadors pretty much bungle the physics of light, send James Cameron to Europa to write a movie about water aliens, and talk about how shitty life on Earth was before Thomas Edison invented that beautiful bulb. Theme song: “Eye of My Mind” by Wooky (wookyofficial.bandcamp.com)

Topics this week run the gamut through fashion trends (good and bad), dress codes, and clothing as a form of art. Jacob doesn’t understand why Lady Gaga would wear meat to an awards ceremony, while Aaron has almost always worn hand-me-downs, and reminds the world that JNCO (jeen-co) jeans used to be a thing, at least for him :( Also, both of your ambassadors marvel at the utility of the utility kilt. Theme song: “Eye of My Mind” by Wooky (wookyofficial.bandcamp.com)

This week, guest-pert Tyler Freidenrich tries to school the Earth Ambassadors on what art is and why it’s great to create, but just as rewarding to imbibe! Jacob was a bit hard on himself in the first grade about his coloring skills. Aaron didn’t have time to color because he was in the principal's office all the time on account of his ADHD. Theme song: “Eye of My Mind” by Wooky (wookyofficial.bandcamp.com)

This week your Earth ambassadors answer their first questions from an actual alien, most of which are about online shopping. Aaron thinks Barnes and Noble has great deals on David Hasselhoff's book “Don’t Hassel the Hoff,” Jacob is really intense about winning at Ebay auctions, and they both agree that you’re never quite as alive as when you’re waiting for something you bought online. Theme song: “Eye of My Mind” by Wooky (wookyofficial.bandcamp.com)

This week your Earth Ambassadors go back to school! To prepare the aliens for life on earth, Jacob and Aaron pass on some lessons that weren’t part of the curriculum. Tune in to learn exactly how all of Jacob’s teacher’s friends died, hear where Aaron’s classmates stashed their drugs, and find out which of your ambassadors used to be a bully. Theme song: “Eye of My Mind” by Wooky (wookyofficial.bandcamp.com)