Ash, Luttsy and Nikki discuss the crazy excuses people make up to get out of work obligations. They share stories of people pretending to have kids when they don't, faking school events and awards ceremonies, and more. The hosts take calls from listeners sharing the most outrageous lies they've told to skip work, like pretending the dog ate all the Easter chocolate. It's a lighthearted take on the lengths people will go to play hooky.

00:00 - Intro
01:13 - Ash and Nikki discuss excuses people make up about having kids
03:45 - Caller shares her elaborate lie about her dog eating chocolate
06:12 - Anonymous caller shares she lied about having the flu to go to the hairdresser
08:34 - Ash and Nikki react to the caller's lies

Key Takeaways:
- People sometimes pretend to have kids to get time off work
- Callers share ridiculous lies they've told to get out of work
- Excuses range from fake school events to a dog eating too much chocolate
- Lying can become addictive once you start doing it regularly

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