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This week on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Tom checks in on Bert’s intestine surgery and his new commitment to being loud, red, and barely alive. The Bears cover everything from Hellcats to Titanic cowards, and disgusting public behavior.

They spiral into career-ending scandals — Ray Rice, Aaron Hernandez, Mel Gibson, Michael Jackson, and Hitler — and debate whether being talented enough erases your crimes. Plus: the Oceangate sub disaster, a fisherman who supposedly ate his friend, and a fascinating discussion about racist costumes, slurs, and Bert turning purple in a sauna. Also: plutonium, bad names, the lady versions of both bears, and how throwing your wife through a window could be noble. Classic Bear chaos.

2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 295

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:58 - DMV Hotties & Beefing With Kids

00:10:07 - Women & Children First

00:17:53 - Shame, Mel Gibson, & Lance Armstrong

00:24:57 - Famous People Committing Crimes

00:35:32 - Would You Rather?

00:39:13 - War Documentaries

00:44:48 - Slurs In Other Languages

00:53:44 - Names & The Studio Beef

00:59:11 - Japan & Uranium

01:05:08 - Lady Bert