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Bert and Tom are BACK in the Cave! After a memorable summer takeover by Stavvy and Chrissy D, the OG Bears return to catch up on everything—movies, standup, gambling, insane diets, and why Bert can’t stop eating 10 egg bites at once. Tom opens up about his recent cancer-screening scare, which led to a brutal five-day water fast, and accidentally dropping 25 pounds while filming El Tigre. Bert shares why his watch doesn’t fit anymore, how he tormented his director by throwing Liquid Death cans at 4 AM, and the disgusting way he measures his weight.

The Bears also dive into the future of late-night TV, Amy Poehler’s move into podcasting, their own TV and film projects, and Bert’s insane plan to bet $1,000 every week on the Bucs. Plus: family visits on set, Isla living like a diva in Bert’s trailer, Tom’s boys discovering fake cocaine, and both Bears gearing up for the upcoming NFL and NCAA football seasons!

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:07 - The Final Episode Of 2 Bears

00:09:36 - Tom's New Movie & Free Bert

00:21:47 - Why Tom Got So Skinny

00:33:23 - Bert Is Fat

00:42:04 - Family Visits + America's Team

00:45:48 - Bert's Big Bet

00:54:05 - Is Tom Down?

00:58:49 - A Bert Game Show?

01:01:45 - Wrap Up

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