1- BE CHEAP: Don't go out with tons of people for a huge dinner. 2- TAKE ABUSE: You're not going to make money for the first two years of doing a thing. Get over it. 3- BE FUNN: When courting a lady, focus on having a good time, not getting laid. 4- WEAR CLASSICS: If you're not into fashion, stick to classics like Chuck Taylors. 5- DON'T FIGHT: If you need to get into a fight, keep it as short as possible. 6- DON'T EAT: Food is for pussies. 7- PARTY RIGHT: Follow the D.O.W.N.E.R. rules. 8- CLEAN YOUR ROOM: The road to improvement starts small. 9- QUIT PORN: Get off the couch. 10- FAMILY FIRST: Make good with your parents and siblings.