Austin is banning bands and ruining their careers for not following the rules. I don't want artists to follow the rules. I don't even want them to know what the rules are. Same with movies. I don't want to know how actors feel about climate change and the latest tax cuts. I want to pretend they are being chased by CIA operatives through Budapest. We keep ruining art by dissecting it and exposing every intimate detail. That's like watching a chick get ready to go out. It ruins the surprise.