Give Me Back My Action&Horror Movies

Charlie and Pete gush over the old school action / adventure picture The Vikings starring Hollywood royalty Kirk Douglas, Tony Curtis, Ernest Borgnine and Janet Leigh. The film is a bad ass swashbuckling good time unless you're Nate. Don't be like Nate. Go watch this film. It's peak Golden Era of Hollywood!!!!

It’s JCVD at his best! Underground street fights! Peak 90’s fashion! The most adorable Little Orphan Annie performance! If you put your whole bet on any movie other than 1990’s Lionheart, well…“wrong bet”. Official JoeyC joins the B Action Boys to talk about wild fight scenes, surprisingly heartwarming moments and, uh, pent up sexual tension?!

Don't just watch Action, B Action!!!

Charlie hates musicals. This much we know. Is The Wicker Man a musical? No. Is there a lot of singing in The Wicker Man? Absolutely. Are there a lot of bare boobs in The Wicker Man. You're damn right there is. Is Pete in trouble again for another questionable selection. Sort of. He's damn lucky Anna from Cinema Slab was there to support his claim that this is a horror classic.

Nate's final birthday pick was a bit of a head scratcher that turned into a giggle fest. Nate tossed a double feature at us and after the Feast debacle Charlie and Pete were not looking forward to this show. Turns out Nate picked a couple of unknown bangers...well...at least that's what Charlie and Nate thought. No joke, this show is 90% giggles and 10% trying to explain WTH is going on. I dare you not to laugh.

Explosions, chrome miniguns, and sharks in headlocks highlight this week's pick! Shadow Warriors or Assault on Devil's Island or whatever you want to call it is a 1997 made for TV movie starring Hulk Hogan, Carl Weathers, Shannon Tweed, and Trevor Goddard! Hulk Hogans #1 hater Parker of the Dissect That Film Podcast joins us to make fun of what may just be the epitome of “B Action”! Don't laugh just yet though, this one turns out to be better than advertised!

Roger Corman takes a swing at an Aliens ripoff only this time it's DINOSAURS! However without a team of bad ass Space Marines and Ellen Ripley, the cast drunkenly stumbles through their lines (literally in one case) and fails in spectacular fashion. One fantastic gory scene, a few dummy falls and off-camera grips throwing body parts at on-camera actors makes the film tolerable. Barely. We also drug Josh from The Evil Deaths back out to help cover this birthday pick for Nate's triumphant return!!!

What do you get when you get six people in a room who are both podcasters and good friends to watch a goofy movie from the 80s? Chaos, complete and utter chaos especially when Steven and Leo from Spoils of Horror uninvitedly "hack" into the show. Anna and Hannah from Cinema Slab do their best to reign in the madness but there's just no controlling Steven after a CrossFit and post workout protein shake. We knew before we started that this was going to be a long show so get comfy and enjoy the ride. Unedited and Uncut!!!

In a galaxy way out West there's a town called Oblivion. After an alien gang of bandits murders the sheriff and takes over the town, his pacifist gunslinger son is forced to return to deal with the aftermath. This one had us scratching our heads at times, but even so, it has some charm with familiar faces, funny gags, and a dash of Full Moon Features B-Movie magic! It's an action movie! It's a comedy! It's sci-fi! It's a western! It honestly has no idea what it is. It's 1994’s Oblivion!

Don't just watch Action, B Action!

I...damnit, Pete. We give you a chance to pick a movie and THIS is what you pick? damnit...I can only blame myself.   Vampyres is a British, low-budget, sexploitation, lesbian vampire horror movie with a paper-thin-hole-ridden plot.  Anna joins us again and I'm so very sorry she had to watch this garbage film. If Pete's birthday month wasn't coming up, he'd be banned from picking movies for a loooong while. Damnit, Pete. What is wrong with you? Go get some help.

A huge THANK YOU goes out to our friends at ScreamBox for sharing a screener of the latest film from the producers of Turbo Kid, We are Zombies. Now, fair warning, this film is NOT Turbo Kid and I can't stress to you more that you can't compare the two, they're just very different movies. That said, the movie is a recommend when it comes out and we are very excited for you to let us know what you think. We don't really spoil anything but if you prefer to see the movie first it's available now.