Go Touch Grass

By Headgum

“Go touch grass” is the internet’s not-so-nice way of telling someone to log off and get outside. On this very online comedy podcast, hosts Milly and Alise will recap the whole week in trending top

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How many episodes does Go Touch Grass have?

The podcast currently has 79 episodes available.

Go Touch Grass episodes:

May 28, 2025 UNLOCKED: Numa Numa
On this unlocked episode of our Patreon-exclusive series SEARCH HISTORY, Alise walks Milly through the history of one of the internet's first viral videos.
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You can donate to the Dahnoun Mutal Aid fund here.
Go Touch Grass has a Patreon! Subscribe here.
Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe here.
Follow Milly on Instagram and Twitter.
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Follow the show:
Instagram: @gotouchgrasspod
TikTok: @gotouchgrasspod
Advertise on Go Touch Grass via Gumball.fm.
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55min
May 21, 2025 The Loser Brigade (w/ Zach Schiffman)
Guest: Zach Schiffman
Topics: Offset, DDG, Diddy, and their fans (The Discourse), Guy who swiped on 2 million women (The Discourse), Pilates (Grasshole of the Week)
Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review to read on a future episode!
You can donate to the Dahnoun Mutal Aid fund here.
Go Touch Grass has a Patreon! Subscribe here.
Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe here.
Follow Milly on Instagram and Twitter.
Follow Alise on Instagram and TikTok.
Follow the show:
Instagram: @gotouchgrasspod
TikTok: @gotouchgrasspod
Advertise on Go Touch Grass via Gumball.fm.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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1h 30min
May 14, 2025 BookTok's Fyre Fest (w/ Zach Zimmerman)
Guest: Zach Zimmerman (watch his special here!)
Topics: 100 Brits vs. 100 Americnans (Intro), A Million Lives Book Festival (The Discourse), Maya Ayooni (Grasshole of the week)
Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review to read on a future episode!
You can donate to the Dahnoun Mutal Aid fund here.
Go Touch Grass has a Patreon! Subscribe here.
Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe here.
Follow Milly on Instagram and Twitter.
Follow Alise on Instagram and TikTok.
Follow the show:
Instagram: @gotouchgrasspod
TikTok: @gotouchgrasspod
Advertise on Go Touch Grass via Gumball.fm.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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1h 22min
May 07, 2025 White House Official Ragebait (w/ Ella Yurman!)
Guest: Ella Yurman
Topics: The White House Official Twitter account (The Discourse), the "Caveman Method" of skincare (Grasshole of the week)
Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review to read on a future episode!
Go Touch Grass has a Patreon! Subscribe here.
Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe here.
Follow Milly on Instagram and Twitter.
Follow Alise on Instagram and TikTok.
Follow the show:
Instagram: @gotouchgrasspod
TikTok: @gotouchgrasspod
Advertise on Go Touch Grass via Gumball.fm.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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1h 23min
April 30, 2025 War Plans Group Chat Vol. 2 (w/ Sean Morrow)
Guest: Sean Morrow
Topics: Who would win in a fight 100 men or one gorilla? (intro), Pete Hegseth's Defense Team Huddle, George Santos (The Discourse), Jax Ulbrich (Grasshole of the Week)
Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review to read on a future episode!
Go Touch Grass has a Patreon! Subscribe here.
Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe here.
Follow Milly on Instagram and Twitter.
Follow Alise on Instagram and TikTok.
Follow the show:
Instagram: @gotouchgrasspod
TikTok: @gotouchgrasspod
Advertise on Go Touch Grass via Gumball.fm.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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1h 12min
April 28, 2025 TEA PARTY LAST CALL!!!
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1min
April 23, 2025 The Tragedy of Remi Bader (w/ Milly and Alise)
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In this unlocked Patreon episode, Milly walks Alise through the recent discourse around plus-sized fashion influencer Remi Bader.
Want more Patreon content from Go Touch Grass? Subscribe here.
Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe here.
Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review to read on a future episode!
Follow Milly on Instagram and Twitter.
Follow Alise on Instagram and TikTok.
Follow the show:
Instagram: @gotouchgrasspod
TikTok: @gotouchgrasspod
Advertise on Go Touch Grass via Gumball.fm.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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1h 20min
April 16, 2025 CEO of Your Love Life (w/ Allison Raskin!)
GET TICKETS TO OUR TEA PARTY HERE
Guest: Allison Raskin (buy her book "Save the Date" here!)
Topics: How much should you pay a dating coach? (The Discourse), travel incluencers behaving badly(Grasshole of the Week)
Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review to read on a future episode!
Go Touch Grass has a Patreon! Subscribe here.
Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe here.
Follow Milly on Instagram and Twitter.
Follow Alise on Instagram and TikTok.
Follow the show:
Instagram: @gotouchgrasspod
TikTok: @gotouchgrasspod
Advertise on Go Touch Grass via Gumball.fm.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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1h 30min
April 09, 2025 Bitcoin Worm Bath (w/ Kady Ruth Ashcraft)
GET TICKETS TO OUR TEA PARTY HERE
Guest: Kady Ruth Ashcraft (guest host!)
Topics: UTI at Bathhaus (The Discourse), Ariana Debose vs. Rachel Zegler (Grasshole of the Week)
Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review to read on a future episode!
Go Touch Grass has a Patreon! Subscribe here.
Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe here.
Follow Milly on Instagram and Twitter.
Follow Alise on Instagram and TikTok.
Follow the show:
Instagram: @gotouchgrasspod
TikTok: @gotouchgrasspod
Advertise on Go Touch Grass via Gumball.fm.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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1h 24min
April 02, 2025 War Plans Group Chat (w/ Martin Urbano)
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Get Tickets to YALLFest Here
Guest: Martin Urbano
Topics: Cursed Nighttime Routine (Software Update), Houthi PC Small Group Chat (The Discourse), Justin Bieber (Grasshole of the Week)
Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review to read on a future episode!
Go Touch Grass has a Patreon! Subscribe here.
Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe here.
Follow Milly on Instagram and Twitter.
Follow Alise on Instagram and TikTok.
Follow the show:
Instagram: @gotouchgrasspod
TikTok: @gotouchgrasspod
Advertise on Go Touch Grass via Gumball.fm.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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1h 32min

FAQs about Go Touch Grass:

How many episodes does Go Touch Grass have?

The podcast currently has 79 episodes available.

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