Go Touch Grass

By Headgum

“Go touch grass” is the internet’s not-so-nice way of telling someone to log off and get outside. On this very online comedy podcast, hosts Milly and Alise will recap the whole week in trending top

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How many episodes does Go Touch Grass have?

The podcast currently has 71 episodes available.

Go Touch Grass episodes:

April 09, 2025 Bitcoin Worm Bath (w/ Kady Ruth Ashcraft)
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Guest: Kady Ruth Ashcraft (guest host!)
Topics: UTI at Bathhaus (The Discourse), Ariana Debose vs. Rachel Zegler (Grasshole of the Week)
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Follow Milly on Instagram and Twitter.
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Instagram: @gotouchgrasspod
TikTok: @gotouchgrasspod
Advertise on Go Touch Grass via Gumball.fm.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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1h 24min
April 02, 2025 War Plans Group Chat (w/ Martin Urbano)
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Guest: Martin Urbano
Topics: Cursed Nighttime Routine (Software Update), Houthi PC Small Group Chat (The Discourse), Justin Bieber (Grasshole of the Week)
Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review to read on a future episode!
Go Touch Grass has a Patreon! Subscribe here.
Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe here.
Follow Milly on Instagram and Twitter.
Follow Alise on Instagram and TikTok.
Follow the show:
Instagram: @gotouchgrasspod
TikTok: @gotouchgrasspod
Advertise on Go Touch Grass via Gumball.fm.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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1h 32min
March 26, 2025 Cursed Morning Routines (w/ Ruby Karp)
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Get Tickets to YALLFest Here
Guest: Ruby Karp (Get tickets to her solo show here!)
Topics: Snoo vs. a grieving mom (The Discourse), "The Morning Routine that changed my life" (Cursed Content), Sam Jones (Grasshole of the Week)
Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review to read on a future episode!
Go Touch Grass has a Patreon! Subscribe here.
Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe here.
Follow Milly on Instagram and Twitter.
Follow Alise on Instagram and TikTok.
Follow the show:
Instagram: @gotouchgrasspod
TikTok: @gotouchgrasspod
Advertise on Go Touch Grass via Gumball.fm.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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1h 31min
March 19, 2025 Millennial Burger Joints (w/ Kyle Gordon)
GET TICKETS TO OUR TEA PARTY HERE (NEW DATE MAY 3RD!!!)
Get Tickets to YALLFest Here
Guest: Kyle Gordon (Tour Dates | Pre-Save the album!)
Topics: Millennial Burger Spot Trend (The Discourse), The DOGE fashion influencer (Polititiktok), Natalee Barnett (Grasshole of the Week)
Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review to read on a future episode!
Go Touch Grass has a Patreon! Subscribe here.
Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe here.
Follow Milly on Instagram and Twitter.
Follow Alise on Instagram.
Follow the show:
Instagram: @gotouchgrasspod
TikTok: @gotouchgrasspod
Advertise on Go Touch Grass via Gumball.fm.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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1h 24min
March 12, 2025 Don't Date a Streamer (w/ Tessa Skara)
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Guest: Tessa Skara
Topics: Halle Bailey vs. DDG (The Discourse), Casey Anthony (Grasshole of the Week)
Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review to read on a future episode!
Go Touch Grass has a Patreon! Subscribe here.
Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe here.
Follow Milly on Instagram and Twitter.
Follow Alise on Instagram.
Follow the show:
Instagram: @gotouchgrasspod
TikTok: @gotouchgrasspod
Advertise on Go Touch Grass via Gumball.fm.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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1h 46min
March 05, 2025 Abolish Family Vloggers (w/ Chandler Dean)
GET TICKETS TO OUR TEA PARTY HERE (NEW DATE MAY 3RD!!!)
Guest: Chandler Dean (watch his new show ABOLISH EVERYTHING on Nebula here)
Topics: Karla Sofia Gascón at the Oscars (Software Update), Family Vloggers vs. California (The Discourse), Zelenskyy's Twitter account (Polititiktok/Grasshero), Kylie Perkins (Grasshole of the Week)
Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review to read on a future episode!
Go Touch Grass has a Patreon! Subscribe here.
Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe here.
Follow Milly on Instagram and Twitter.
Follow Alise on Instagram.
Follow the show:
Instagram: @gotouchgrasspod
TikTok: @gotouchgrasspod
Advertise on Go Touch Grass via Gumball.fm.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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1h 33min
February 26, 2025 Reagan to Tamera Mowry Pipeline (w/ Sam Sanders)
GET TICKETS TO OUR TEA PARTY HERE
Guest: Sam Sanders
Topics: American Woman in Pakistan, Cardi B and Offset (Software Update), Twitter vs. SNAP benefits (The Discourse), the Viral Angler Fish (Dispatch from the Animal Kingdom), TikTok Wedding Registry Drama (Grasshole of the Week)
Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review to read on a future episode!
Go Touch Grass has a Patreon! Subscribe here.
Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe here.
Follow Milly on Instagram and Twitter.
Follow Alise on Instagram.
Follow the show:
Instagram: @gotouchgrasspod
TikTok: @gotouchgrasspod
Advertise on Go Touch Grass via Gumball.fm.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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1h 25min
February 19, 2025 UNLOCKED: James Charles vs. Tati Westbrook
No new ep this week but never fear because in this unlocked edition of SEARCH HISTORY Alise walks Milly through the iconic fallout between YouTube beauty influencers James Charles and Tati Westbrook.
Want more Patreon content from Go Touch Grass? Subscribe here.
Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe here.
Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review to read on a future episode!
Follow Milly on Instagram and Twitter.
Follow Alise on Instagram and TikTok.
Follow the show:
Instagram: @gotouchgrasspod
TikTok: @gotouchgrasspod
Advertise on Go Touch Grass via Gumball.fm.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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1h 31min
February 12, 2025 An American Woman in Pakistan (w/ Alise & Milly)
Guest: No guest! Just girls!
Topics: Emilia Pérez, Offset vs. Cardi (Software Update), An American Woman in Pakistan (The Discourse), Elon Musk's DOGE cronies (Grasshole of the Week)
Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review to read on a future episode!
Go Touch Grass has a Patreon! Subscribe here.
Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe here.
Follow Milly on Instagram and Twitter.
Follow Alise on Instagram.
Follow the show:
Instagram: @gotouchgrasspod
TikTok: @gotouchgrasspod
Advertise on Go Touch Grass via Gumball.fm.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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1h 43min
February 05, 2025 No One Tweets Like Gascón (w/ Annie DiRusso)
Guest: Annie DiRusso (stream her music on Spotify here!)
Topics: TheLawsuit.Info (Software Update), Emilia Peréz's Oscars Campaign Meltdown (The Discourse), Gracie Abrams Stans (Grasshole of the Week)
Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review to read on a future episode!
Go Touch Grass has a Patreon! Subscribe here.
Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe here.
Follow Milly on Instagram and Twitter.
Follow Alise on Instagram.
Follow the show:
Instagram: @gotouchgrasspod
TikTok: @gotouchgrasspod
Advertise on Go Touch Grass via Gumball.fm.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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1h 34min

FAQs about Go Touch Grass:

How many episodes does Go Touch Grass have?

The podcast currently has 71 episodes available.

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