Go Touch Grass

By Headgum

“Go touch grass” is the internet’s not-so-nice way of telling someone to log off and get outside. On this very online comedy podcast, hosts Milly and Alise will recap the whole week in trending top

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· Comedy

4.7

280280 ratings

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FAQs about Go Touch Grass:

How many episodes does Go Touch Grass have?

The podcast currently has 85 episodes available.

Go Touch Grass episodes:

July 09, 2025 Is This App Haram? (w/ Salma Hindy!)
Guest: ⁠⁠Salma Hindy
Topics: The Tea App (The Discourse), Princess Treatment (Grasshole of the Week)
Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on ⁠⁠Apple Podcasts⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠ and leave us a review to read on a future episode!
Go Touch Grass has a Patreon! Subscribe ⁠⁠here⁠⁠.
Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe ⁠⁠here.⁠⁠
Follow Milly on ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠.
Follow Alise on ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠.
Follow the show:
Instagram: ⁠⁠@gotouchgrasspod⁠⁠
TikTok: ⁠⁠@gotouchgrasspod
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1h 33min
July 02, 2025 Too Much Filler Island (w/ Alise & Milly!)
Guest: ⁠⁠No guest! Just gals!
Topics: Love Island's Vanna (The Discourse), Zohran Mamdani's TikTok (Polititiktok), Lashify (Grasshole of the Week)
Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on ⁠⁠Apple Podcasts⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠ and leave us a review to read on a future episode!
Go Touch Grass has a Patreon! Subscribe ⁠⁠here⁠⁠.
Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe ⁠⁠here.⁠⁠
Follow Milly on ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠.
Follow Alise on ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠.
Follow the show:
Instagram: ⁠⁠@gotouchgrasspod⁠⁠
TikTok: ⁠⁠@gotouchgrasspod
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1h 13min
June 25, 2025 Dating an AI Chatbot (w/ Emma Vernon!)
Guest: ⁠Emma Vernon
Topics: AI companions (The Discourse), The Boca Aquarium (Grasshole of the Week)
Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on ⁠Apple Podcasts⁠ and ⁠Spotify⁠ and leave us a review to read on a future episode!
Go Touch Grass has a Patreon! Subscribe ⁠here⁠.
Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe ⁠here.⁠
Follow Milly on ⁠Instagram⁠ and ⁠Twitter⁠.
Follow Alise on ⁠Instagram⁠ and ⁠TikTok⁠.
Follow the show:
Instagram: ⁠@gotouchgrasspod⁠
TikTok: ⁠@gotouchgrasspod
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1h 33min
June 18, 2025 Sabrina Carpenter vs. the Puriteens (w/ Youngmi Mayer!)
Guest: Youngmi Mayer
Topics: Beige Influencer Lawsuit (Software Update), Sabrina Carpenter, Delaney Rowe & BJ Novak (The Discourse), Doja Cat vs. Her Fan (Grasshole of the Week)
Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review to read on a future episode!
Go Touch Grass has a Patreon! Subscribe here.
Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe here.
Follow Milly on Instagram and Twitter.
Follow Alise on Instagram and TikTok.
Follow the show:
Instagram: @gotouchgrasspod
TikTok: @gotouchgrasspod
Advertise on Go Touch Grass via Gumball.fm.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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1h 32min
June 11, 2025 Who Punched Elon? (w/ Marcia Belsky!)
Guest Co-Host: Marcia Belsky
Topics: DDG & Offset (Software Update), Trump vs. Musk (The Discourse), Tommy Tough Knuckles (Grasshole of the Week)
Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review to read on a future episode!
Go Touch Grass has a Patreon! Subscribe here.
Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe here.
Follow Milly on Instagram and Twitter.
Follow Alise on Instagram and TikTok.
Follow the show:
Instagram: @gotouchgrasspod
TikTok: @gotouchgrasspod
Advertise on Go Touch Grass via Gumball.fm.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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1h 32min
June 04, 2025 The Tiptoes Singer (w/ Julia Shiplett!)
Guest: Julia Shiplett
Topics: Tiptoes Singer & the Delta flight Moana singer (The Discourse), Liv Schmidt (Grasshole of the week)
Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review to read on a future episode!
Go Touch Grass has a Patreon! Subscribe here.
Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe here.
Follow Milly on Instagram and Twitter.
Follow Alise on Instagram and TikTok.
Follow the show:
Instagram: @gotouchgrasspod
TikTok: @gotouchgrasspod
Advertise on Go Touch Grass via Gumball.fm.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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1h 26min
May 28, 2025 UNLOCKED: Numa Numa
On this unlocked episode of our Patreon-exclusive series SEARCH HISTORY, Alise walks Milly through the history of one of the internet's first viral videos.
Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review to read on a future episode!
You can donate to the Dahnoun Mutal Aid fund here.
Go Touch Grass has a Patreon! Subscribe here.
Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe here.
Follow Milly on Instagram and Twitter.
Follow Alise on Instagram and TikTok.
Follow the show:
Instagram: @gotouchgrasspod
TikTok: @gotouchgrasspod
Advertise on Go Touch Grass via Gumball.fm.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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58min
May 21, 2025 The Loser Brigade (w/ Zach Schiffman)
Guest: Zach Schiffman
Topics: Offset, DDG, Diddy, and their fans (The Discourse), Guy who swiped on 2 million women (The Discourse), Pilates (Grasshole of the Week)
Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review to read on a future episode!
You can donate to the Dahnoun Mutal Aid fund here.
Go Touch Grass has a Patreon! Subscribe here.
Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe here.
Follow Milly on Instagram and Twitter.
Follow Alise on Instagram and TikTok.
Follow the show:
Instagram: @gotouchgrasspod
TikTok: @gotouchgrasspod
Advertise on Go Touch Grass via Gumball.fm.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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1h 32min
May 14, 2025 BookTok's Fyre Fest (w/ Zach Zimmerman)
Guest: Zach Zimmerman (watch his special here!)
Topics: 100 Brits vs. 100 Americnans (Intro), A Million Lives Book Festival (The Discourse), Maya Ayooni (Grasshole of the week)
Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review to read on a future episode!
You can donate to the Dahnoun Mutal Aid fund here.
Go Touch Grass has a Patreon! Subscribe here.
Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe here.
Follow Milly on Instagram and Twitter.
Follow Alise on Instagram and TikTok.
Follow the show:
Instagram: @gotouchgrasspod
TikTok: @gotouchgrasspod
Advertise on Go Touch Grass via Gumball.fm.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
...more
1h 27min
May 07, 2025 White House Official Ragebait (w/ Ella Yurman!)
Guest: Ella Yurman
Topics: The White House Official Twitter account (The Discourse), the "Caveman Method" of skincare (Grasshole of the week)
Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review to read on a future episode!
Go Touch Grass has a Patreon! Subscribe here.
Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe here.
Follow Milly on Instagram and Twitter.
Follow Alise on Instagram and TikTok.
Follow the show:
Instagram: @gotouchgrasspod
TikTok: @gotouchgrasspod
Advertise on Go Touch Grass via Gumball.fm.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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1h 26min

FAQs about Go Touch Grass:

How many episodes does Go Touch Grass have?

The podcast currently has 85 episodes available.

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