Go Touch Grass

By Sonoro

“Go touch grass” is the internet’s not-so-nice way of telling someone to log off and get outside. On this very online comedy podcast, hosts Milly and Alise will recap the whole week in trending topics... more

· Comedy

4.7

301301 ratings

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How many episodes does Go Touch Grass have?

The podcast currently has 147 episodes available.

Go Touch Grass episodes:

September 16, 2026 The Fake 49er + Inde Navarrette (w/ Chanty Beluga aka Courtney O'Donnell
GET TICKETS TO SEE GO TOUCH GRASS LIVE 9/29 AT 9:30PM HERE
Guest: Courtney O'Donnell (aka CHANTY BELUGA)
Topics: Sydney Sweeney's latest ad (Software Update), The Fake 49er Romance Scam (The Discourse), Jeff Sneider vs. Inde Navarrette (Grasshole of the Week)
For more weekly GTG content throughout the break, subscribe to our Patreon.
Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple Podcasts⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠ and leave us a review to read on a future episode!
Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe ⁠⁠⁠⁠here.⁠⁠⁠⁠
Follow Milly on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠.
Follow Alise on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠.
Follow the show:
Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@gotouchgrasspod⁠⁠⁠⁠
TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@gotouchgrasspod

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1h 21min
September 09, 2026 Peter Pan Girl + Good Good Golf (w/ Alise & Milly!)
GET TICKETS TO SEE GO TOUCH GRASS LIVE 9/29 AT 9:30PM HERE
Guest: No guest! Just gals catching up!
Topics: Peter Pan Girl (The Discourse), Good Good Golf (Grasshole of the Week)
For more weekly GTG content throughout the break, subscribe to our Patreon.
Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple Podcasts⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠ and leave us a review to read on a future episode!
Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe ⁠⁠⁠⁠here.⁠⁠⁠⁠
Follow Milly on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠.
Follow Alise on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠.
Follow the show:
Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@gotouchgrasspod⁠⁠⁠⁠
TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@gotouchgrasspod

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1h 43min
September 02, 2026 The Saxophones Are Getting Louder
GET TICKETS TO SEE GO TOUCH GRASS LIVE 9/29 AT 9:30PM HERE
Episode details: The gals are taking a break, but you'll still get re-released Patreon content here in the feed throughout August! This week, Milly breaks down the TikTok trend "The Saxophones Are Getting Louder."
For more weekly GTG content throughout the break, subscribe to our Patreon.
Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple Podcasts⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠ and leave us a review to read on a future episode!
Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe ⁠⁠⁠⁠here.⁠⁠⁠⁠
Follow Milly on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠.
Follow Alise on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠.
Follow the show:
Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@gotouchgrasspod⁠⁠⁠⁠
TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@gotouchgrasspod

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33min
August 26, 2026 SEARCH HISTORY: The Johnlock Conspiracy
GET TICKETS TO SEE GO TOUCH GRASS LIVE 9/29 AT 9:30PM HERE
Episode details: The gals are taking a break, but you'll still get re-released Patreon content here in the feed throughout August! This week, Alise walks Milly through the ship that walked so Heated Rivalry could run: Johnlock, aka Sherlock Holmes and John Watson.
For more weekly GTG content throughout the break, subscribe to our Patreon.
Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple Podcasts⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠ and leave us a review to read on a future episode!
Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe ⁠⁠⁠⁠here.⁠⁠⁠⁠
Follow Milly on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠.
Follow Alise on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠.
Follow the show:
Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@gotouchgrasspod⁠⁠⁠⁠
TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@gotouchgrasspod

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53min
August 19, 2026 Bricks and Minifigs
GET TICKETS TO SEE GO TOUCH GRASS LIVE 9/29 AT 9:30PM HERE
Episode details: The gals are taking a break, but you'll still get re-released Patreon content here in the feed throughout August! This week, Milly walks Alise through the drama that rocks the Star Wars figurine community and introduces us all to a character by the name of Reckless Ben.
For more weekly GTG content throughout the break, subscribe to our Patreon.
Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple Podcasts⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠ and leave us a review to read on a future episode!
Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe ⁠⁠⁠⁠here.⁠⁠⁠⁠
Follow Milly on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠.
Follow Alise on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠.
Follow the show:
Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@gotouchgrasspod⁠⁠⁠⁠
TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@gotouchgrasspod

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1h 8min
August 12, 2026 Fire Escape Girl vs. Latina Baddie
GET TICKETS TO SEE GO TOUCH GRASS LIVE 9/29 AT 9:30PM HERE
GET LIVESTREAM TICKETS TO ALISE'S PLAY HERE (IN-PERSON SOLD OUT <3)
Episode details: The gals are taking a break, but you'll still get re-released Patreon content here in the feed throughout August! This week, Alise walks Milly through the drama between an NYC subletter known as "Fire Escape Girl" and her roommate, who just so happens to be a Latina baddie.
For more weekly GTG content throughout the break, subscribe to our Patreon.
Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple Podcasts⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠ and leave us a review to read on a future episode!
Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe ⁠⁠⁠⁠here.⁠⁠⁠⁠
Follow Milly on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠.
Follow Alise on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠.
Follow the show:
Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@gotouchgrasspod⁠⁠⁠⁠
TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@gotouchgrasspod

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1h 17min
August 05, 2026 SEARCH HISTORY: Jordyn Woods vs. The Kardashians
GET TICKETS TO ALISE'S PLAY HERE (LIVE AND LIVESTREAM AVAILABLE)
The gals are taking a break, but you'll still get re-released Patreon content here in the feed throughout August! This week, Milly gives Alise all the deets on Jordyn Woods, the former bestie of Kylie Jenner, whose "lucky" bag maybe won the Knicks the championship.
For more weekly GTG content throughout the break, subscribe to our Patreon.
Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple Podcasts⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠ and leave us a review to read on a future episode!
Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe ⁠⁠⁠⁠here.⁠⁠⁠⁠
Follow Milly on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠.
Follow Alise on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠.
Follow the show:
Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@gotouchgrasspod⁠⁠⁠⁠
TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@gotouchgrasspod

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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1h 7min
July 29, 2026 The Manosphere Meets Jubilee + Big Law Smoochers (w/ Garrett Williams!)
Guest: Garrett Williams
Topics: Manosphere Jubilee Debate (The Discourse), Jay Guapo and the lawyers caught making out in Central Park (Grasshole of the Week)
GET TICKETS FOR ALISE'S PLAY HERE
Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple Podcasts⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠ and leave us a review to read on a future episode!
Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe ⁠⁠⁠⁠here.⁠⁠⁠⁠
Follow Milly on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠.
Follow Alise on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠.
Follow the show:
Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@gotouchgrasspod⁠⁠⁠⁠
TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@gotouchgrasspod

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1h 30min
July 22, 2026 Jimothy, Voice Note Guy, & Dupe Drama (w/ Adrienne Hunter)
Guest: Adrienne Hunter
Topics: Jimothy (Dispatch from the Animal Kingdom), Voice Note Guy (The Discourse), Charlotte Tilbury Dupe Drama (Grasshole of the Week)
Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple Podcasts⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠ and leave us a review to read on a future episode!
Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe ⁠⁠⁠⁠here.⁠⁠⁠⁠
Follow Milly on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠.
Follow Alise on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠.
Follow the show:
Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@gotouchgrasspod⁠⁠⁠⁠
TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@gotouchgrasspod

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1h 34min
July 15, 2026 SEARCH HISTORY: The Call Her Daddy Drama
On this re-released Patreon episode, Alise walks Milly through the drama that broke up the original hosts of the Call Her Daddy podcast and turned Alex Cooper into the podcast giant she is today.
For more weekly GTG content, subscribe to our Patreon.
Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple Podcasts⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠ and leave us a review to read on a future episode!
Go Touch Grass is also on YouTube! Subscribe ⁠⁠⁠⁠here.⁠⁠⁠⁠
Follow Milly on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠.
Follow Alise on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠.
Follow the show:
Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@gotouchgrasspod⁠⁠⁠⁠
TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@gotouchgrasspod

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
...more
1h 17min

FAQs about Go Touch Grass:

How many episodes does Go Touch Grass have?

The podcast currently has 147 episodes available.

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