Go Touch Grass

By Headgum

“Go touch grass” is the internet’s not-so-nice way of telling someone to log off and get outside. On this very online comedy podcast, hosts Milly and Alise will recap the whole week in trending top

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How many episodes does Go Touch Grass have?

The podcast currently has 72 episodes available.

Go Touch Grass episodes:

February 21, 2024 $50,000 In A Shoebox
This week Milly and Alise discuss the viral scam that got a woman to give away $50,000 in a shoebox, introduce a new segment called "Polititok," and name a grasshole of the week.
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1h 25min
February 14, 2024 We Need To Talk About Skits (w/ Lamar Dawson)
Guest: Lamar Dawson
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59min
February 07, 2024 BBLs On My Conscience (w/ Josh Gondelman)
Josh Gondelman joins Milly and Alise to discuss a controversy around the urinals at Citi Field, Universal Music Group removing their music from TikTok, the barefoot trend, BBLs, and more!
Guest: Josh Gondelman
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1h 18min
January 31, 2024 Golden Retriever Beef w/ Ashley Hamilton
This week Alise is booked and busy fulfilling the role of "Non Speaking Concert Goer with Potential For Upgrade" in a commercial (update: she got the upgrade) so Milly is joined by Ashley Hamilton of Celebrity Memoir Book Club to discuss celebrity social media presences, Oscars discourse, a Christian crypto bro scammer, Nicki Minaj's recent online tirade, and more!
Guest: Ashley Hamilton
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Follow the show:
Instagram: @gotouchgrasspod
TikTok: @gotouchgrasspod
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See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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1h 7min
January 24, 2024 Mob Wife Aesthetic (w/ Kareem Rahma)
On this week's episode Milly and Alise are joined by comedian Kareem Rahma to discuss a self tanner debacle, the mob wife aesthetic discourse, people having rich parents, and more!
Guest: Kareem Rahma
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Follow Milly on Instagram and Twitter.
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Follow the show:
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TikTok: @gotouchgrasspod
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See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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1h 8min
January 17, 2024 Sephora Tweens
On this week's episode Milly and Alise discuss Selena Gomez's short lived social media break, Sephora tweens, online relationship discourse, and more!
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Follow the show:
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1h 15min
January 10, 2024 The Ultimate 9 Month Cruise (w/ Nimay Ndolo)
Milly and Alise are joined by Nimay Ndolo to discuss the 9 month cruise, Gypsy Rose Blanchard, and name a grasshole of the week.
Guest: Nimay Ndolo
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Follow Milly on Instagram and Twitter.
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Follow the show:
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56min
January 03, 2024 2023 Memes In Review (w/ Charlie Bardey & Natalie Rotter-Laitman)
Milly and Alise tap fellow comedians and hosts of Exploration: LIVE! Charlie Bardey and Natalie Rotter-Laitman to review the foremost memes and viral moments of 2023!
Guests: Charlie Bardey & Natalie Rotter-Laitman of fellow Headgum podcast Exploration: LIVE!
Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review to read on a future episode!
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Follow Milly on Instagram and Twitter.
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TikTok: @gotouchgrasspod
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52min
December 27, 2023 UNLOCKED: Search History: West Elm Caleb
On this episode of “SEARCH HISTORY” Alise regales Milly with the legendary tale of West Elm Caleb, the serial NYC dater who went mega-viral after multiple women on TikTok reported being ghosted by him. “SEARCH HISTORY” is Go Touch Grass pod’s Patreon-exclusive spin-off series where your hosts break down a viral discourse from the past and is available to all $5 and $10 Patrons. Check it out at www.patreon.com/GoTouchGrassPodcast.
Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review to read on a future episode!
Go Touch Grass has a Patreon! Subscribe here.
Follow Milly on Instagram and Twitter.
Follow Alise on Instagram.
Follow the show:
Instagram: @gotouchgrasspod
TikTok: @gotouchgrasspod
Advertise on Go Touch Grass via Gumball.fm.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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48min
December 20, 2023 Updating Millenial Fits
This week on Go Touch Grass Milly and Alise discuss the follies and foibles of Neal the Seal, what makes a BBL Christian, gen Z's online backlash to milliennial content, and more!
Subscribe and Rate Go Touch Grass on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review to read on a future episode!
Go Touch Grass has a Patreon! Subscribe here.
Follow Milly on Instagram and Twitter.
Follow Alise on Instagram.
Follow the show:
Instagram: @gotouchgrasspod
TikTok: @gotouchgrasspod
Advertise on Go Touch Grass via Gumball.fm.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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58min

FAQs about Go Touch Grass:

How many episodes does Go Touch Grass have?

The podcast currently has 72 episodes available.

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