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Doug expounds upon the social mores of pandemic dating and questions the role of unlimited chips and salsa in group dining situations. Alice confuses bukkake with bunraku (Japanese puppet theatre) and learns how to preheat and clean her lady-oven.
And urine luck! There’s also a fan-sourced DJ contest for 11 WHOLE DOLLARS and a new segment called “It Went Terribly” where we fact-check the previous episode for inaccuracies, of which there are many…
Other discussion topics may include:
- Renting warehouses for scandalous means
- Beauties, Beasts, and Paul Newman
- An introduction to golf. Or at least immature jokes about it.
- The age-old battle of Ozzy Osbourne vs. Ginuwine
- We finally answer: “Who are the world’s three smartest men?”
In their premiere episode, Doug sings the praises of an environmentally-friendly feminine hygiene product and ponders the aerodynamics and moral turpitude of passengers on a hypothetical euthanasia coaster. Alice tosses a salad and debates what size knife is best for big kids at the pool.
Other discussion topics may include:
- A desire to wax, poetic and otherwise
- The birth of a jingle - which is way less messy than human birth
- Ebenezer Scrooge and other questionable impressions
- The nutritional value and potential hazard of egg shells
- The answer to the question you're all wondering: "Which of them pees in the shower?"
Alice and Doug have a podcast. Here's a context-free minute of nonsense to prove they know how to speak into a microphone.
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