In the first ever edition of Funny But Wrong, Kimberly won the day with a good line about Crocs and will see Adam Sandler from the front row. Plus, Comic AHMED KHALAF on bringing math into basketball, Burger King and breaking his leg, plus we discuss the proper way to handle a bidet. 

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After the dog of a firefighter CAUSED a fire, we heard stories of his crafty dog Clementine who missed her calling as a jewel thief. Plus, Comic CHRIS MADDOCK in for Rank You Very Much: Top Sitcom Families. Plus, CHAMPION PUMPKIN GROWER Travis Geinger on what it takes to be a pumpkin whisperer. 

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Twin Cities Civil War went all the way to a tie breaker with Matt from Rosemount scoring McCartney tickets and evening up the overall standings. Plus, we learned you never trust a plumber who chews their fingernails and Vikings Insider Sam Ekstrom on which QB he thinks will start this Sunday and how Wentz could tie up the QB1 job for good. 

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Steve snuck a dog into a hotel room while on tour, and a couple discovered their cat riding on the luggage rack hours from home so just snuck him along during the rest of their vacation. We heard a few other strange places that animals have popped up. Plus, tourist spots that are overrated (and some that are just poorly reviewed). The EASTSIDE gets closer to tying things up in Twin Cities Civil War when Mike from Farmington went 5/6 and scored McCartney tickets. 

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What weird rules did your parents enforce when you were a kid? We heard about bathmats that needed to be dry, Ziplock bags that get reused and strange sleeping rules. Plus, Maggie Faris joins us to talk "pro-bowler" hair, why bar cars are necessary at family events and the Excelsior Comedy Festival on Saturday, and the West pulls further ahead when Steve from Rockford wins Twin Cities Civil War. 

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Nick Offerman on his new book, why woodworking was his fallback plan, making his own instruments and the clause Nick has in his contracts so that he can go fishing up north every year. 

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Does standard chili have beans or not? Steve says no, Fletcher and Ryder say yes and the line has been drawn. Plus, Jessi Pierce talks about the Wild's BIG season opening win, and what do you put on TV when it's time to drift off? 

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KSTP Meteorologist Matt Serwe joins the show for Rank You Very Much: Top Food Holidays. Plus, we learn how often TV weather people actually get it right. The West pulls ahead in Twin Cities Civil War and the strange places we're being asked to tip. 

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After a confrontation between a mom with a screaming baby and another diner at a restaurant got the internet fired up, Steve recounted saying exactly what he wanted to when a fellow flyer got all riled up over his happy baby. Plus, Beat the Jock got our jocks working REALLY hard. Plus, the Big Dumper's 61st Home Run lands in the perfect place. 

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We hit on things that should be normal but are actually pretty creepy, wet doorhandles, cats who stare at ghosts and... warm toilet seats. Plus, despite trying our hardest we could not find a date for WTF bachelor Robert... but did hook up Kathy with tickets to a show at First Ave. The Fonz himself, Henry Winkler, on writing his 40th book, how he got his first producing job and why it's important to just put one foot in front of the other. 

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