Welcome back to another episode of BUTT HONESTLY, where the champagne is flat, the takes are spicy, and the butts remain undefeated.

This week, Dr. Carlton and Dangilo ease you into the New Year the only way they know how: with questionable emails and a new segment. We kick things off with a Booty Caller who has an STI testing question that spirals quickly into “am I doing this right or just confidently wrong?” territory. Then, a Booty Gangster writes in wondering whether his attraction is authentic… or accidentally offensive. (Spoiler: intention matters, but so does listening.)

Things really heat up at the “Horse Market–sized.” Two hot dads, one inbox, and more context than anyone asked for—but we read it anyway, because of course we did.

The guys also recap the holidays and ring in the New Year . Then—because the internet is a cursed place—Dr. Carlton and Dangilo unpack the U.S. government’s list of the 25 worst things stuck up people’s bums in 2025. Educational? No. Memorable? Unfortunately, yes.

Plus, the debut of a brand-new segment: “69 and a Half Foot Pole,”

We wrap it all up with the Love Language of the Week, because after all that… everyone deserves a little tenderness.

New year. Same podcast. Same warning: listen responsibly. 🍑🎙️

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