Great Night Audio Feed

Brian gets his 51-year-old baby tooth shaved down and immediately fixes the show. Justin and Brian debate the literally overheated way to see The Odyssey, give the Doomsday trailer a “needs improvement,” and plant a flag for a town-to-town Ben Grimm procedural. Plus: forced scam operations, a deeply inadvisable dictator T-shirt, Austin’s NGO audit, Laura Bush crushing on C-SPAN, evil Krusty the Clown, and sleeping Valdosta raccoons. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

Brian is back from a two-week road trip, and unfortunately he’s a golf guy now. After driving 14 hours straight into the studio, Brian and Justin clear the abandoned Bones Q&A, then unpack American Pride in Mobile, an empty zoo-water-park-roller-coaster, father-daughter freestyle battles, a surprise family-reunion magic show, and a robot-built guide for getting Brian’s daughters to tolerate robots. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

Brian is banned from doing content, so OhDoctah steps in to debate Sydney Sweeney, roast Supergirl, explain Black Gritty, and watch World Cup tourists discover free refills, Texas Roadhouse, and America. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

Brian has kept his mouth shut for three days, which can only mean one thing: it is finally time to discuss Toy Story 5 and the shockingly loaded mechanics of a potty-training device named Smarty Pants. Justin and Brian also get into Supergirl, Captain Marvel amnesia, DragonCon uncertainty, Brian’s Defcon/social-engineering gauntlet, Madison Square Garden getting hacked, and the dawning realization that the future is just scams at scale. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

This week, Brian and Justin recap CSICon, Bill Nye proximity, Buffalo wing science, and the Left Bank ravioli that somehow became an Indiana Jones unit of measurement. Plus: Mel Brooks on a plane, Niagara Falls propaganda, a Canadian boat with a mean streak, sports week nonsense, and Temu ads that may or may not be pornography. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

Brian may be haunted, dusty, gassy, or simply cursed by three beeps. Gmail becomes a virus-spewing kaiju, Codex may or may not be powered by an enchanted stone, and Justin waits to see if Apple AI is finally good enough to make him eat his pants. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

Brian and Justin bravely decide the show is good now. Brian gambled with illegal coolant and somehow walked away with a new AC unit, Justin nearly accuses a daycare of building a case against his family, and 60 Minutes being the accidental dessert after America gets drunk on football.Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

Brian’s studio is cool again, possibly through maritime crime. After getting pitched a $35,000 AC replacement, he consults ChatGPT, invokes his coolant rights, and discovers the wonderful world of “illegal” refrigerant. Also: aerial floods, Comcast surrendering to piracy, a possible Great Night landline hotline, Tom Merritt’s BTS business trip, asshole blackjack theology, video iPods, Zunes, the first iPhone, vibe-coded websites, and an AI treadmill coach that is trying to murder Justin. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

Brian survives a graduation weekend with one bar a service, a failed notary quiz, and speedrunning the Bush Center. Plus, Erick Dickerson brings everyone to Football Land. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

Brian and Justin break in the new wall of monitors. Then Penny does the math on not studying for Japanese. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!