Gritty Reboot Podcast

We wanted a baby shower and all we got was this stupid vision quest. Come on, ya jamokes, According to Sarah the "Pin the penis on the baby" game is a staple of all baby showers.

Music: "Anacrime" - Karoshi Boy

Canadian geography lessons, strip club stories, Bass Reeves facts, and beer mixing tips. We're not drunk enough for this. It is what it is.

Music: It Always Happens This Way - Toulouse

Look, it's not a common name, okay?

Music: Blistering Blue Barnacles - Möngöl Hörde

Why does every show have a jazz number? We've got a new Mad Dog physique contender coming in hot, but that high note gets overshadowed by some really...icky family vibes. This goo demon acting like the coronavirus the way it gets spread around.

Music: Tyler Herro - Jack Harlow

A real quick-hitter here, folks. This episode was a narrative exercise in running in place, so we talk about Medea, police clearance rates, and don't even do a synchronized howl when we discuss the lesbian sex scene.

Music: Spooky Action at a Distance - Iron Chic

Wynonna Earp has rewarded our patience! The most beloeved episode yet. There's a wonderful IT nerd, we bash all the gorgeous CW doorknobs, and we discuss why Halsey inspires real pain.

Music: All Hands - Protest The Hero

We just spent last episode ragging on Wynonna Earp's season 1 finale. Would we be fool enough to commit to watching more? What do you take us for, not-idiots?

Music: Web in Front - Archers of Loaf

Well, we really didn't like this season finale. We didn't get a full lizard transformation or anything, there were too many bulletproof vests, and then snake monsters appeared out of nowhere. Somebody better be dead.

Music: After the Party - The Menzingers

So, we all hate Willa as a character and want to see her torn apart by wild horses tied to each of her limbs. Besides that sentiment, we mostly discuss sex cults, Herman Melville, and Jackie Chan/Jennifer Love Hewitt vehicles.

Music: "Breathe Grease" - Municipal Waste

There are poker tournaments that never happen, demon hookers biting off penises, and Wynonna's hair inexplicably looks great through all of it.

Music: "Wild One" - Colleen Green