Mad Dog is back and we're all officially in love with him. Host Kevin (not Riverdale Kevin) gets sucked into G&G and it may cost him his livelihood and relationships, but it's worth it if he can ascend.

We go back in time to the 1980-90s where nothing makes sense, candy is drugs, and everyone is their own parents in a thrilling time paradox.

Take a nice, long elevator ride with the Gargoyle King as we discuss Archie's sudden fighting prowess and rejoice over the fact that Betty and Jughead have definitely banged.

We meet our new favorite character when Archie gets settling into prison. Can you guess whether Hunter or Sarah has a bigger crush on this hard slab of manbody known as Mad Dog?

So, we skipped a season of Riverdale and now Archie's in prison, the show's set in the deep south, and the sharecroppers are coming out in droves. My God, we chose wisely.

Surprises await! If you thought the gang was going to move straight into season 2 of Riverdale after wrapping season 1, you were way off.

We made it through season 1 of Riverdale! Naturally, it's time to discuss the logistics of interrogating corpses and the single-celled wonder of Milo Ventimiglia.

The gritty gang is hangin' around the ol' syrup barn this week. They find out Kevin is a massive pen nerd, and then everyone takes shots at Timothee Chalamet. Also, there was a Riverdale episode with murder and suicide, I guess.

The Gritty Gang finds out exactly how the worm turns in the worst episode of Riverdale to date. Can someone explain to us why Kids in America stops at East California?

The Gritty gang decides to ignore Veronica to focus on far better characters. Hal Cooper sings karaoke and in a deleted scene Jughead develops a bond with Chuck E. Cheese.