So, we all hate Willa as a character and want to see her torn apart by wild horses tied to each of her limbs. Besides that sentiment, we mostly discuss sex cults, Herman Melville, and Jackie Chan/Jennifer Love Hewitt vehicles.

Music: "Breathe Grease" - Municipal Waste

There are poker tournaments that never happen, demon hookers biting off penises, and Wynonna's hair inexplicably looks great through all of it.

Music: "Wild One" - Colleen Green

We are the smartest podcast in the world. Between the bird puns, bear puns, zoology, Navajo Nation geography, and knowledge of Greek architecture, we pretty much cover it all. Thank god there's a bear attack in this episode of Wynonna Earp. It's been ages since we covered a good mauling.

Music: "Bore Me" - The Hellacopters

All we want is to see hot chicks kiss because we are a very reserved and mature podcast. Unfortunately, this episode also had some other plot with summoned beasts and burying witches. We really take the discourse to new depths.

Music: "Hollywood Factory" - Skating Polly

Ever wonder what we'd do if we ran into a really good episode of a TV show? Of course we'll still nitpick it, talk about Shakespeare's biceps, and provide facts about Alberta's meat processing industry.

Music: "Potemkin City Limits" - Propagandhi

We discuss the fox POV moment in Lord of the Rings, Larry the Cable Guy's ouvre, and the tragedy of backgammon. Also, we watched an episode of Wynonna Earp and Doc Holliday isn't hot, but this was a rip snortin' good episode.

Music: "(I Feel Like)(Gerry) Cheevers" - Chixdiggit

The monumental breakup of Champ and Waverly is here, but is it what we really wanted? There are cannibals, and we're pretty sure Agent Dolls is transforming into a Mexican Beaded Lizard. This show never explains anything to us, so we're left to speculate.

Music: "Pristine" by Snail Mail

Three Gentiles discussin' student film, inexplicable dreams, and probably the worst episode of Wynonna Earp yet. Oh well, at least a lot of people die.

Music: "Compendium" by Elder

There's a porpoise barber leaping from the water like free willy in this episode, but we mostly discuss the cinematic masterpiece of Van Helsing (2004) and Nicki Minaj's prosecco.

Music: "Internal Eyes" by Heartsounds

We discuss Canada's robust policy of horse murder, Dane Cook, and also I guess we talk about the show we're watching. New format, no format. No gods, no masters.