Gritty Reboot Podcast

How does any of this work? We're entirely baffled by intricacies of Wynonna Earp and much more concerned with destructible throat anatomy and how to date bartenders without them knowing.

We dive into episode 1 of Wynonna Earp! We don't hate any of the characters yet, except for Champ. We definitely hate Champ. We want him to get tossed into a lake.

Now that we've left Riverdale behind, we're embarking on an episode-by-episode adventure into a new show. This one has way more gunplay, a strong female lead, and most importantly is not Riverdale.

Harmony returns to the Gritty Reboot world! Following last week's debate, we mix up a batch of midnight margaritas and worship each other like bats as we discuss the joys of the Sandra Bullock/Nicole Kidman supernatural romance, Practical Magic.

It's our first feature film review! We knock back a few beers and argue over whether The Craft is a fun supernatural flick or a slow train ride to hell. Does anything meaningful happen? Do the snake fingers make up for the flaws?

We couldn't take it anymore! We jumped ship on Riverdale, but we need closure. Who is the Gargoyle King? Whose organs get harvested? Does anyone ever explain why those babies leviated over a bonfire? We answer all that and more when we close the book on Riverdale forever.

Is this it for Riverdale? Archie gets mauled by an invisible bear and we lose our cool at the sheer stupidity of this show. Mutiny reaches a breaking point in the Gritty Reboot ranks when we question if we can keep watching this trainwreck.

We're so glad we could get a break from quarantine in real life with...oh no Riverdale is under quarantine too. This time, Riverdale has changed.

We try really hard to become friends with Lili Reinhart in this episode. Really, we praise her performance. Everyone else on this show? Yeah, it's Riverdale so they pretty much sucked.

Disagreement in the ranks when Hunter enjoys this episode of Riverdale way more than Kevin and Sarah. Pros: there's a massive body count. Cons: it's Riverdale so it's completely stupid and illogical.