We care about an Archie storyline for once! We still hate all his choices though.

We enter the Lair of the White Wyrm! And do some behind-the-scenes work to shed light on Sheriff Keller's unique investigative technique.

Release...the hounds! We're hunting runaways in this episode.

The episode of hookups and trysts! Also, Archie sees wolfmasks. What a putz.

We've got a musical number of our own and it's more original than 90% of Josie and the Pussycats songs. Also, Archie sucks at football.

The gang discovers Betty's fingers are so sticky she can't resist stealing firearms and what's this breaking news about a biker gang Archie spinoff series?

Archie enters the magma core of Josie and the Pussycats practice to debate civil rights, Veronica and Betty slip drugs into a teen's drink to combat sexism, and the Gritty Reboot gang scratches their heads while trying to figure out what any of this means in relation to the ONGOING MURDER CASE.

Kevin and Hunter are joined by co-host Sarah Dunaway in this episode! We answer many inquiries about the upcoming pep rally, learn that teens love disfigured 1950s film stars, and uncover a deleted scene where Archie and Grundy discuss his lyrical material.

Hunter and Kevin leap right into Riverdale. They learn that ARCHIE GOT HOT and are pretty certain Jughead's a ghost. Also, you on some tea, bro?

Hosts Kevin James and Hunter Markham are about to embark on the journey of a lifetime—discussing moody teen drama TV shows. But where are they going? How come neither of them has a map? They discuss the rise of the 'dark, mysterious' reboot, what movie monsters they'd jump into bed with, and reveal the television series they'll be tackling.