Awesome bespoke swag delivered; Over-earnest courting techniques; Audio books!; Magazine Update; A bit of a teaser; Lashing '90s Bible accessories

In this, the Weird Asian Website of podcasts: Ted and Zach look at websites and check their e-mail, Juggling guys win us over, Is this the good pink lighter or the bad one?, Cool new swag promised.

Zach and Ted finally unload about lockdowns. You'll hate it.

In this not-an-addendum: a custody dispute, a cinematic excursus on the Ford Taurus, a turtleneck sponsorship opportunity, a murder, a new old man thing

Ted and Zach are joined by Classy Grant in this intercontinental episode, in which they: Open presents, learn about Australia, consider a new podcast idea, make tentative Garfield-related plans, and fondly remember the fetishization of gross apartments

A call to follow @DukeMorrison99 (which no longer exists); An interview with Duke Morrison

Celebrity and new converts; Cobra Kai, mortification, and parenting

Morning drivetime radio; Analyzing the lyrics of Meatloaf and GNR; We miss cigarette machines; Two men looking things up on Google and telling each other what they find

Fiscal 2021 begins! Tom Hanks dethrones Oprah; Emotionally manipulative tweet; Regional Strip Clubs and minor league baseball; Literacy Month

Bretcork.com, More on the Gut Check Quarterly, Big New Stalker!, Gut Check IPO, literacy month

In this episode: The Diarrhea and the Whimsy; The Gut Check Quarterly; THe Origin of our Wharf Fascination; Yet more funeral planning; Wrestlers vs. Swimmers