Energy Drink Review: C4 - Caution Tape to the Wind; Burping out glumness; End-of-Trip Issues x 2; None of you are too good for the Cheesecake Factory; Big New Business Announcement; Chuck Palahniuk Is a Depressing Hack; Minor League Baseball is the antidote to Chuck Palahniuk; Ted is a Literary Extrovert

Gut Check Press: Catering to No One Since 2009; Covid as religion; New song by Cheveu; Ted now wears a pair of large Elliot Gould glasses; The '80s were Apex-Mountain for having a girlfriend

Ted's TV pilot; Rain, Rain on My Face; Listening to other podcasts on our podcast; We act like we don't need the free Schlitz and they give us the Schlitz for free; Lots of strained, affected laughter; Jo Ann's Nostalgia; John Wick 3

Mukwano is better than the other coffee; Magazine photoshoot; Three Energy Drink Reviews; Being Middle-Aged Boys; Randomizer; Fun Fact: “The Liturgists” is literally a satanic podcast (and Michael Gungor is a bot); Ted invents an energy drink

Awesome bespoke swag delivered; Over-earnest courting techniques; Audio books!; Magazine Update; A bit of a teaser; Lashing '90s Bible accessories

In this, the Weird Asian Website of podcasts: Ted and Zach look at websites and check their e-mail, Juggling guys win us over, Is this the good pink lighter or the bad one?, Cool new swag promised.

Zach and Ted finally unload about lockdowns. You'll hate it.

In this not-an-addendum: a custody dispute, a cinematic excursus on the Ford Taurus, a turtleneck sponsorship opportunity, a murder, a new old man thing

Ted and Zach are joined by Classy Grant in this intercontinental episode, in which they: Open presents, learn about Australia, consider a new podcast idea, make tentative Garfield-related plans, and fondly remember the fetishization of gross apartments

A call to follow @DukeMorrison99 (which no longer exists); An interview with Duke Morrison

Celebrity and new converts; Cobra Kai, mortification, and parenting