We’ve got a lot to catch up on, betch. Most importantly, how much does a good haircut cost these days? Aleen, Sami, and Jordana begin with their hot takes on Hollywood’s hottest new couples: Harry Styles & EmRata, and Selena Gomez & Zayn Malik are both making headlines. After that, they break down Gwyneth Paltrow’s memeable court case, and while on the topic of problematic blondes, they share their thoughts on Reese Witherspoon’s divorce. Aleen wraps up with her debrief on Daisy Jones and the 6 — should we be watching? — and they tell us where the new season of White Lotus will take plus. Terry Sanderson (aka the guy who’s suing Gwyneth) will be sent to the Caymans, because he’ll probably be paying her legal fees anyway.

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