Hello, Booty Gang—and light the candles (but maybe not all at once), because it’s Dr. Carlton’s birthday week. That’s right: Dr. C officially wades into his mid-50s with grace, perspective, and just enough self-reflection to make aging look amazing!

While Dr. Carlton reflects on what it means to level up another year, Dangilo balances the vibe by revisiting his own historically cursed birthdays. He shares a drunk San Antonio story. The joys of drunk girls.

The guys also weigh in on the Las Culturistas drama, applying their signature blend of pop-culture literacy, emotional intelligence, and “we said what we said” energy. Is it serious? Is it learning opportunity? Is it both? Absolutely.

Then it’s back to the heart of the show: your questions, your chaos, your butts. One Booty Gang member writes in about rods—hemorrhoids, to be clear—and yes, Dr. Carlton puts the doctor back in doctor. Another listener asks about throat pain, and let’s just say: anatomy is discussed, assumptions are challenged, and no one leaves without learning something.

We also get a Pig on the Prowl story involving a FedEx delivery guy whose package delivery may or may not have gone exactly as intended. Logistics were involved. Timing mattered. Boundaries were… flexible.

Plus, the guys toss a few more things onto the ever-growing list of “69 and a Half Foot Pole”—topics and behaviors they would not touch, approach, or acknowledge, even with legal counsel present.

They close it all out with the Love Language of the Week, because despite the mess, the mayhem, and the midlife milestones, this podcast is still about connection… and maybe a little self-awareness.

Aging happens. Birthdays disappoint. Packages get delivered.

And somehow, BUTT HONESTLY keeps getting better. 🎂🍑🎙️

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