This week's episode of the Gridiron Gal's Podcast has it all, including NEW THEME MUSIC! —Micah Parsons shipped off to Green Bay (Chels admits she was WRONG, alert the media), the Cowboys losing to the Eagles but somehow looking good while doing it, and Jalen Carter spitting on Dak Prescott like we're back in middle school. Meanwhile in Baltimore, the Ravens handed the Bills a comeback win after leading comfortably, leaving us to ask why teams keep forgetting how to close out games. We also hand out Week One superlatives—Bills to the Super Bowl? Lions back to being losers? Tua already finished?—before Reeta fires off her Week Two picks and we crown the Patriots-Dolphins the Tubi Game of the Week. College football wasn't much better, but Michigan and Oklahoma gave us something, Florida fell apart against USF, and yes, there was another spitting incident. Join us for all the chaos, one-liners, and hot takes and volcano victims!

Stick around to the end to listen to our new theme song in its entirety !