Heaving Bosoms

Hey HBs! We've got a classic retelling of the Hades and Persephone myth AND WE SUPER LOVED IT. This is part 1 of 4 of RECEIVER OF MANY by Rachel Alexander (a 2 week event).

Bonus Content: 007 Hades, friends who will make fools of themselves for you, things you SHOULD NOT GOOGLE, centipedes vs cenTIpedees, and so much more!

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Want more of us? Visit our Patreon! This week we're getting part 2 of A SOUL TO GUIDE by Opal Reyne!

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Credits:

Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz 

Art: Author Kate Prior

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Hey HBs! It's time for part 2 of our recap of THE TIME TRAVELER'S WIFE by Audrey Niffeneggar.

CW: In this series we talk about grooming, death of a parent, and a short discussion of a lethal car accident. In this episode, we get into the details of the plot's suicide, violence, gun violence, loss of limbs, cheating, fertility issues, pregnancy, and miscarriage. Mel (fairly uncharacteristically) got mega-triggered at the discussion of miscarriages. We cut out the most graphic part, so while you won't hear the specific trigger, you will hear her reaction (noisy sobs).

Want more of us? Check out our PATREON! On the bonus feed this Friday, Sabrina is recapping the first half of book 4 in the Duskwalker series A SOUL TO GUIDE by Opal Reyne! We’re finally meeting that illusive, surly, bear-skulled Duskwalker that all the humans think they killed. AND we learn all about the elf world in this universe!

AND MARK YOUR CALENDARS for this Friday, August 15th at 8pm ET. It's our monthly watch party!!! We'll be viewing THE PRINCESS BRIDE. Eeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Credits:

Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz 

Art: Author Kate Prior

Want to tell us a story, ask about advertising, or anything else? Email: heavingbosomspodcast (at) gmail 

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Hey HBs! Boy is Mel bittersauce about this. We're here with part 1 of our recap of THE TIME TRAVELER'S WIFE by Audrey Niffeneggar. We brought our pal Kristen along for the ride to balance out all the shade Mel would inevitably be throwing throughout the episode.

Want more of us? Check out our PATREON! On the bonus feed this Friday, Sabrina is recapping the first half of book 4 in the Duskwalker series A SOUL TO GUIDE by Opal Reyne! We’re finally meeting that illusive, surly, bear-skulled Duskwalker that all the humans think they killed. AND we learn all about the elf world in this universe!

AND MARK YOUR CALENDARS for this Friday, August 15th at 8pm ET. It's our monthly watch party!!! We'll be viewing THE PRINCESS BRIDE. Eeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Credits:

Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz 

Art: Author Kate Prior

Want to tell us a story, ask about advertising, or anything else? Email: heavingbosomspodcast (at) gmail 

Follow our socials: 

Instagram @heavingbosoms

Tiktok @heaving_bosoms 

Facebook group: the Heaving Bosoms Geriatric Friendship Cult

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Get stoked for the final part of Ne'er Duke Well by Alexandra Vasti!

Bonus Content: sexy quill ASMR, trolling as a love language, Mel STILL knows side-character's names, and so much more!

Lady Loves:

Sabrina: revisiting communities you love and have lost touch with! S went to a roller derby game where she used to play and reconnecting was amazing!

Mel: TW current events. The resistance must be tangible for our joy to be part of the resistance. We want to stay a sanctuary for people, so we'll continue focusing on books and silliness. But, no matter your politics, some human rights violations should be universally opposed. Let's do our part!

Want more of us? Check out our PATREON! This Friday Patrons and Apple Podcast subscribers are getting a discussion inspired by silly Buzzfeed quizzes! And if you want to hear about book 2 in this series, EARL CRUSH by Alexandra Vasti, that's available to patrons and AP subs now!! 

Credits:

Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz 

Art: Author Kate Prior

Want to tell us a story, ask about advertising, or anything else? Email: heavingbosomspodcast (at) gmail 

Follow our socials: 

Instagram @heavingbosoms

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Facebook group: the Heaving Bosoms Geriatric Friendship Cult

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Hey HBs! We've got part 3 (of 4) of Ne'er Duke Well by Alexandra Vasti! When we stopped last week, Selene had announced their unexpected engagement after being caught making out on the floor, Peter having two big ol' handfulls of ass. Faaaaaantastic.

Want more of us? Check out our PATREON! This Friday Patrons and Apple Podcast subscribers are getting a discussion inspired by silly Buzzfeed quizzes! And if you want to hear about book 2 in this series, EARL CRUSH by Alexandra Vasti, that's available to patrons and AP subs now!! 

Credits:

Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz 

Art: Author Kate Prior

Want to tell us a story, ask about advertising, or anything else? Email: heavingbosomspodcast (at) gmail 

Follow our socials: 

Instagram @heavingbosoms

Tiktok @heaving_bosoms 

Facebook group: the Heaving Bosoms Geriatric Friendship Cult

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Join us for part 2 of 4 as we recap NE'ER DUKE WELL by Alexandra Vasti! She's trying to coach him on finding a wife in six weeks (NOT HER THO) and his hot mess is showing!

Plus, war criminals, moths for brains, finding a new respect for the turns-at-the-last second-to-take-the- brunt-of-the-fall microtrope, and so much more!

We'll be back next week with the second half of the book!

Want more of us? Check out our PATREON! This Friday Patrons and Apple Podcast subscribers are getting a discussion of book 2 in this series EARL CRUSH by Alexandra Vasti! 

Credits:

Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz 

Art: Author Kate Prior

Want to tell us a story, ask about advertising, or anything else? Email: heavingbosomspodcast (at) gmail 

Follow our socials: 

Instagram @heavingbosoms

Tiktok @heaving_bosoms 

Facebook group: the Heaving Bosoms Geriatric Friendship Cult

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Hey HBs! We're recapping NE'ER DUKE WELL by Alexandra Vasti... and we're doing it over 2 weeks. So this is episode 1 of 4. Mel's kid's camp called with a mild emergency, so we had to cut this recording short. HOWEVER, I'm considering it a blessing in disguise because our shenanigans really needed two weeks if we were going to actually talk about the book as well, you know?

Plus spot-on impressions, creepy children stories, and so much more!

Want more of us? Check out our PATREON! This Friday Patrons and Apple Podcast subscribers are getting a discussion of book 2 in this series EARL CRUSH by Alexandra Vasti! 

Credits:

Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz 

Art: Author Kate Prior

Want to tell us a story, ask about advertising, or anything else? Email: heavingbosomspodcast (at) gmail 

Follow our socials: 

Instagram @heavingbosoms

Tiktok @heaving_bosoms 

Facebook group: the Heaving Bosoms Geriatric Friendship Cult

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We're back with Sabrina's favorite book of the trio: CAPTURED BY THE CTHULU! There are so many tentacles, y'all.

Lady Loves:

Mel: Having a partner who grounds you. Because realizing everything that would go into painting our garage in less than 36 hours really did make me switch gears fast.

Sabrina: OMG a nice TV is really cool, but finding out you can screencast your e-reader to your TV and read from the comfort of your armchair is a game changer!!!

Want more of us? Check out our PATREON! This Friday Patrons and Apple Podcast subscribers are getting a discussion of books 2 and 3 in the Duskwalker series! 

Credits:

Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz 

Art: Author Kate Prior

Want to tell us a story, ask about advertising, or anything else? Email: heavingbosomspodcast (at) gmail 

Follow our socials: 

Instagram @heavingbosoms

Tiktok @heaving_bosoms 

Facebook group: the Heaving Bosoms Geriatric Friendship Cult

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Hey HBs! Sabrina is here to recap the Monster Mates series by Ivy Sparks! Today we get SCORCHED BY THE HELLHOUND and BOUND TO THE NAGA. You're never going to believe this, but in this episode, Sabrina is breathtakingly brave and comes out as... a monster fucker. I know we're all shocked and delighted!

Lady Loves:

Mel: Having a partner who grounds you. Because realizing everything that would go into painting our garage in less than 36 hours really did make me switch gears fast. But I'm still mad about it!

Sabrina: OMG a nice TV is really cool, but finding out you can screencast your e-reader to your TV and read from the comfort of your armchair is a game changer!!!

Want more of us? Check out our PATREON! This Friday Patrons and Apple Podcast subscribers are getting a discussion of books 2 and 3 in the Duskwalker series! 

Credits:

Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz 

Art: Author Kate Prior

Want to tell us a story, ask about advertising, or anything else? Email: heavingbosomspodcast (at) gmail 

Follow our socials: 

Instagram @heavingbosoms

Tiktok @heaving_bosoms 

Facebook group: the Heaving Bosoms Geriatric Friendship Cult

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Hey HBs! We're back with part 2 of DRAMA! by AJ Truman! It's time to get to this rest stop oral and then ON TO THE WEDDING!

Lady Loves:

Sabrina: Minecraft with friends!

Mel: pressure washing, y'all. I'M A WIZARD WITH MY PRESSURE WASHER!

Want more of us? Check out our PATREON! This Friday Patrons and Apple Podcast subscribers are getting a Quickie on books 12-15 of the FATED MATES OF THE SEA SAND WARLORDS series by Ursa Dax! 

Credits:

Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz 

Art: Author Kate Prior

Want to tell us a story, ask about advertising, or anything else? Email: heavingbosomspodcast (at) gmail 

Follow our socials: 

Instagram @heavingbosoms

Tiktok @heaving_bosoms 

Facebook group: the Heaving Bosoms Geriatric Friendship Cult

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