Postmastes made a "bottom friendly" menu for Pride Month, aiming to make anal sex easier and cleaner. A man died after falling into a vat of molten iron and to top that off, two people have reportedly died at the M@M Factory in Pennsylvania. The scene was both gruesome and delicious. The "Duck Sauce Killer" turned out to be a hoarder of not just duck sauce but all condiments. After being shorted on sauce one too many times, this crazy man decided to take justice into his own hands. Is heavily inebriated Joe Rogan actually the modern day version Buddha or Confucius? Just saying nonsensical stuff that means nothing, but seems wise. We discuss this important issue.