Hello, Booty Gang, and welcome back to another episode of BUTT HONESTLY. This week’s episode is equal parts medical mystery, holiday chaos, and “please don’t call your doctor like that.”

We’ve got a Booty Gangster dealing with an unexpected and unwelcome reaction to DoxyPEP (because sometimes prevention comes with plot twists), a text from someone who drained their nut and somehow still got burned, and a listener who tried to call Dr. Carlton directly after last week’s episode. Sir… this is a podcast, not urgent care.

The guys also recap Dangilo’s annual holiday party—where the drinks were flowing, the outfits were dazzling , and the memories are… fuzzy at best. Dr. Carlton gives us an update on his YEZTUGO shot, because nothing says festive like injectable science and side effects.

It’s holiday cheer. It’s informative. It’s lightly confrontational. And it’s exactly why you listen.

As always, the episode wraps with the Love Language of the Week, because after all that everyone deserves a little tenderness.

Hit play—your butt will thank you. 🍑

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